Hayolee

i am eavesdropping on you in public

Oh? You're gonna shoot me? At least someone is taking me out these days

My secret to staying alive is that most people don't want to kill me

i feel like those "meat-eater" content creator types are like inches away from cannibalism

Just read "aquarius" as "asparagus"

How is it that I have an anxiety disorder and still missed my flight

Being a white cis alpha male in America is so hard women say things that hurt your feewings!!

I'm gonna grow and change and be better from now on and I know I've said that like 14 or so times but this one for sure

Stop being rude to people with anxiety disorders when they experience anxiety challenge. Difficulty level: impossible

I'm an empath you order food and I get a little bit of it

I am gonna drink the gatorade the barber soaks his combs in

It feels like we expect people to know things before they've happened, before they've felt relevant. To preemptively know what you need to know before every situation. SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW THINGS. OH MY GOD

"If you do something you should research it", "If you go somewhere you should research it", "Some things should be common knowledge". Oh my god that's such a high standard to hold people at, knowing absolutely everything and thinking of every worse possible case constantly for everything.

I'm very sick of the outrage that is like "What do you mean you don't know [thing], [thing] is common knowledge to me" or "What do you mean you forgive this person for not knowing [thing] they should have known about [thing]". How on EARTH are you supposed to know about things you don't know about!

Don’t blame me, blame the mental health team who said I was fit for release back into the world.

"Struggle" with anxiety? Oh, I promise I have no difficulty being anxious whatsoever

Another day of being evil (not people pleasing)

"I should go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight"

10:30 rolls around, turns on Mitski

Aw shit here we go

if I were a millionaire, I'd just go through go fund me and solve people's problems just like that. I'd do it as a nightly routine as I listened to asmr

breaking news, girl who mostly eats vegetarian besides meat on rare occasions makes a mean ass pulled pork

Saw a psychiatrist today, and the whole time I was describing my symptoms, she was wincing. Good sign?

how are you gonna be a no-reply email asking me questions? you will never hear answers

quirked up white boys, be silent

I have a parasocial relationship with Perry the platypus

Hope chatgpt remembers me and wants to be my buddy when I'm 70

I'm the typa fucker to start crying about robots having feelings and learning joy 50 years from now

A little muted calico cat sitting on a bed of white sheets and pillows

Amore says:
* No Kings
* Don’t “sign up” for a protest
* Mask up
* Faces go to databases

how I like to think of it "being nice does not mean being a good person"

Er doctors love to talk about me things like "we gave her Ativan but she's not getting any less anxious"

Sorry I'd love to listen to Ethel Cain with you but my therapist says I can't 😔