Dallin

Can you imagine if we had instead invested those funds in climate, health care, and education instead of lining the pockets of the military industrial complex?

Carrie Underwood was reportedly very upset after her performance yesterday, but not half as upset as she will be when she finds out she’s not getting paid.

I just got some seeds of this subspecies crossed with the other subspecies (elegantissima.) They're out in a pot getting cold stratification right now

Trump doesn’t have the faintest idea what a H-1B visa is. He just agrees with whatever Elmo says

They should make a movie where Bob Dylan doesn’t exist and one guy pretends to be him, like that Beatles movie, only in the case of Dylan everyone finds him kind of weird and they keep asking the guy why he talks like that until he has to stop.

I'm not going to waste the mental energy to wade through reading that garbage

y'all know what "skeet" means, right? 💦💦