Dirt Road Pooper

I assumed he was doing his Bill Murray in Caddyshack impersonation, but I've been wrong before.

11.09.2025 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

23.01.2025 00:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We went from roaming salamanders to roaming snow plows in less than 24 hours. I hope that salamander has a warm coat.

20.11.2024 13:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's November 19th and salamanders are on the move in Minnesota. That's probably fine, right?

19.11.2024 18:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last night I was in an elevator with the actor who played Emperor Palpatine. I was frightened of that character when I was a kid. I was a little scared last night too. Damn you, The Emperor.

11.11.2024 01:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought people spray painting strategic B's and Y's on the campaign signs would push Harry Balz over the top. Guess I was wrong.

07.11.2024 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's got to be one smart pheasant out there somewhere. One who doesn't think, "Man, that car sure looks inviting."

06.11.2024 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I were a pheasant, I would make better life choices than fly directly into moving car.

06.11.2024 16:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0