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How insane Southern Baptists are, when you live amongst 'em and aren't one of 'em.

When you're terribly upset over changes to an advertising logo that never had any purpose other than to manipulate you into buying stuff, you didn't only swallow the bait, you digested it, shat it out, and then ate it again.

I hate MAGA for a multitude of things, but one that I know I'll never be able to forgive 'em for is for forcing me to have any sympathy for John Bolton...

What's worse than Trump is that his supporters STILL don't see what he is. Their idiocy kills off all reason to have any faith in humanity.

That's the thing: MAGA *is* televangelism. It's far more religious than political, and it uses the exact same tactics. FOX and OAN, etc., are nothing but The PTL Club for politics. Hannity & all these podcasters are Robert Tilton/Jimmy Swaggart/Jim Bakker. It's the same stuff, vamped for politics.

"Hey, let's go out for a fun night of obeying a whole bunch of mostly-pointless rules!" -- conservatives

Yep. Abby Phillip is one of the few good hosts CNN has left, but I feel sorry for her having to put up with a panel of absolute idiots... especially that worthless life-support-system-for-a-smirk Scott Jennings. He drags everything down & contributes nothing. Abby's like an adult minding toddlers.

I bet they wouldn't be raiding John Bolton's house if he was hiding the Epstein files...

I'll procrastinate later.

The main thing I like about badminton is picturing the person who invented it trying to talk people into trying it out with them.

Fuck, can he do ANYTHING that isn't an embarrassment? It's bad enough that the Oval Office now has a "merch center."

Trump to offer Putin minerals for peace US president will propose money-making opportunities to encourage Russia to end Ukraine war

Yeah, those "business people" are there to make the deal for Trump handing over Alaska's mineral rights. Hell, the way Trump "negotiates," Russia may get Alaska back entirely, not just its riches.

Trump's cult is still in denial that they're being sold out.

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Yep. If anyone wants to see when fascism starts in America, they're gonna need the rearview mirror, not the windshield. This is 30's Germany already.

Cults explained in one image.

Little known historical fact: Horst Wessel also used to go by the nickname "Big Balls."

@dailykos.com Y'all have the most head-hunting, biased, touchy, agenda-driven moderation staff of any website I'm on. Consider the way you treat your loyal users next time you go begging for money, because you have people there with personal dislikes who clearly abuse their power.

Did you know you can just make things up? Yep, you can. You know who told me that? A Martian ninja.

It'd be cheating, but I'd still let him get away with it. :)

My advice is, go around your neighborhood offering people fifteen dollars for their house. You never know who's crazy and stupid.

YouTube video by TORTURE SQUAD Torture Squad - Iron Squad (Official Music Video) "Instrumental"

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I'm not trying to say that my co-worker is weird, but whenever she doesn't come to work we all figure she's probably off somewhere sewing a playsuit for a chicken.

Yep, I've always been fond of this one of his... en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Gra... Pretty gruesome for Kuttner, but that's a plus. :) One of those old Eerie publications magazines (Weird, Tales of Voodoo, Witch's Tales, etc.) ripped it off, too.

YouTube video by TothuRecords Black Sabbath - Symptom Of the Universe HD

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Or you could just run the film backwards and laugh at me for not knowing any better! ;P

It's worth learning to forge your co-worker's handwriting just to write "my farts" on the lid of a Tupperware container to hide on their desk where somebody'll find it.

YouTube video by Jesse Welles The List

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Lana "not yet begun to fight" @Lana@beige.party If you are using undocumented immigrants' tax records to find and kidnap them, then it was never about them paying taxes. If you are showing up at their place of employment, then it was never about them not working. If you are showing up at courthouses, then it was never about getting them to "do it the right way". If you are kidnapping women and children, then it was never about criminals. If you're refusing to give them due process, then it was never about the Constitution. If you are building concentration camps in Florida to keep them here in cages, then it was never about the border. If you're spending billions to do this, then it was never about the economy. And if you're doing all this in the name of a 34 time convicted felon, then it was never about following the law. Jul 01, 2025, 09:53 PM

Absolute perfection

Never "assume" anything, because you know what happens when you assume? Yep, you make an ASS out of YOU, you IDIOT.

Jesus Christ, that's absolutely pathetic. I'm not sure it's third grade level. Even second graders understand you don't just capitalize every other word.

Donald Trump is truly an idiot. The only people not embarrassed by him are sub-idiots.