Justin Alcon

Spontaneous married couple date yesterday. Dat dog —> dispensary —> antique furniture shopping —> dog to lakeshore —> fuel doc —> Netflix n chill. I was up till the wee hours of 10:30. Amazing

absolutely no one:

my brain: 🎶I'm on that good kush and alcohol🎶

He is also most likely to cancel something

I haven’t felt adrenaline while watching tv in a long time like I have while watching the Pitt. Crazy yall. Watched half of it through my fingers.

street in Colarado where a chicken (here, a rooster) is literally crossing the road

this city is a joke

I just saw “news” that cell phones are banned in school. When I was a kid any phone or pager on campus was taken and given back at end of school year.

Driving around town putting real ducks in jeeps

Y’all remember this guy?

Geaux vote. #nola

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

being released must feel so good for a statement

We don’t know they may just want to be held.

For me this is a very valid principle. Also my gym literally has a library and a bar.

I think I knocked GitHub over

There must be an audience for these commercials that tout AI subbing in for normal human connection. I am sure there is someone out there who doesn't die inside a little bit every time he watches. Right?

I sure hope not. But probably. There’s a lid for every pot.

They opened one of these joints in the French Quarter and as I understand it, actual Voodoo folks were not amused.

Putting the ded in deadlift day ☠️☠️☠️

I wish we could block people on Teams

13x28=364 so we would need 1 leap day each year and two on the fourth year

Hit those bags today and it feels so good

… I’m supposed to stop but I caint

Ruin a movie title by adding one word

Once Upon a Time In Planet Hollywood

New bed liner who dis

Why do I feel like he’s in there in the couch stomping position

A haunted house except *gestures about wildly at all of reality*

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

At the Rothko chapel

Update I’m not

Sat on barstool at wrong angel and now feet are numb. I think I have to live here now.