R.J. vennifer progeny

formenverwandler time

olivia rodrigo is over party

draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill olivia rodrigo.

btw the post looked like this as i was writing it. see the cut-off red underlines for the last 2 words above. what am i if not someone who perseveres?

*in a british accent* oim hungray

coworker requested squarepusher for bowling alley soundtrack ughhh not the vibe. it’s too hot out and i’m hungry. but i guess it’ll have to do.

just threw down half my paycheck on a microphone kit. i love living at home and not paying rent (any more) !!!!!!! and fyi i do not get paid that much. so this isn’t totally shocking. i s

florence sinclair is everything they’re saying chappell roan is

when jury goes bad she becomes pearl. i get it…

omg guys… i’m sorry you are all so confused. HONCHO the party is not happening where you think it is. everyone on instagram is wrong! honcho party will be held in westmont, NJ.

cheese basically is milk affected by time rather than drinking it, isn’t it?

no sorry, i’m not <government name>… that was my mom… sort of! i’m steven universe

am i supposed to watch steven universe and not think that pearl is the most interesting and relatable and moral character. ah, i see - are other characters supposed to appeal to the show’s child or slow fans?

it’s your fault and you have to fill out 1 million paperwork. and we’ll see you in 100 months. do you feel good faggot?

can you teach a 1 on 1 self advocacy seminar and make me your first patient. yayyy

i’m going to kill one specific person who comes to the bowling alley. but i won’t say who.

❤️❤️ i would never be mad

reporting from new jersey

i actually got 2 slices of square pizza with 3 toppings: pasta, sausage bits and pepperoni.

i look so fucking SEXY in my headset that i wear while taking calls to the bowling alley. my coworkers don’t have eyes though

omfg just got the craving for lots and lots of hot peppers. i want to go to acme during lunch break and buy a big bag and just chomp chomp on them.

i’m the avi loeb of the bowling alley

spamming my work gc with horrifying questions. while they try to do real work - as real as work can be at the bowling alley

hasn't That Lady done enough...

Another taylor album

sorry she feeds her fans

if taylor swifts new album is actually called female rage the musical i’m going to put on a nikocado video, if you know what i mean.

I TRUST YOU!!!!

Texting random friends and telling them I want to kill myself and if they tell me anything nice I’m going to kill them too