Ella

this is art, thank you for your contribution

well i told our friends on you so there

GASP! this is bullying and hate speech because i'm gay and autistic :(

terrible gift. i wanted a chicken.

hello internet, i have returned!
please leave your welcome back gifts here:

japanese spider crab under a rock

another day another creature fact

this is a japanese spider crab or macrocheira kaempferi and much like the crab from moana they often decorate their backs with rocks and other things! the largest one ever found had a leg span of 12 ft!

that’s easy! it’s a jellyfish ◡̈

a 15 cm long jellyfish with four separate and distinct groups of tentacles with a translucent spotted body

free fun fact!

this is chirodectes maculatus a species of spotted box jellyfish that has only been caught on camera twice ever

i know, tell all your friends

it will be a party every single day when we are part of the ultimate lifeform

a toy crab wearing a cowboy hat on a table . ALT: a toy crab wearing a cowboy hat on a table .

no need to fret, one day we will all be crabs 🥳

scary ella and chloe

we’re right behind you…

well guys… chloe’s going back to jail for the new year. happy 2025!

update: 1 more hour of npc waiting dance until i’m reunited with my @stinkgasm.bsky.social

he’ll always be with you in your heart ❤️

i’m sure he would love that

don’t worry, he knew he was adored

head started to get moldy so he had to… go to the farm where he can run around for the rest of his days

me too, i miss him

AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME???

lesbian birdhouse from home goods

apparently they’re selling these at home goods and all i have to say is which cutie little lesbian lied to their higher ups to get this made and sold 🏳️‍🌈 let’s go lesbians

not yet, working on it

my dog doesn’t bark she borfs or she screams

you’re so right about that one, i’ll sit in the middle of a room wrapped in a non-binary flag instead

i’ll go sit in the corner and think about what i’ve done

yeah i know i’m deeply disappointed in myself

they also migrate like birds during the winter so they can photosynthesize better which also causes a lot of marine life to migrate so they can stay near their food source

gotta leave em wanting more right?

the old saying, assuming just makes an ass out of you and me

don’t assume because of ass and etc