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He's really not that smart

10.02.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

09.02.2026 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6872    ๐Ÿ” 2676    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.

09.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6086    ๐Ÿ” 2275    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I feel like we had more options then

10.02.2026 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt and tie is standing next to a man in a white helmet and talking to him . ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is standing next to a man in a white helmet and talking to him .
10.02.2026 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hunderfossen Adventure Park in Norway (Rauraggen)

10.02.2026 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 572    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65
is everything a joke to you?
you guys heated up the planet, made food expensive and then want us to work for mmimum wage, so, yeah

is everything a joke to you? you guys heated up the planet, made food expensive and then want us to work for mmimum wage, so, yeah

is everything a joke to you?

09.02.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 171    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everyone should cancel their nitro subscriptions on discord asap, hit them where it really hurts

09.02.2026 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 399    ๐Ÿ” 149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Technically poor and hurried, devoid of the original's charm, and full of filler content and baffling changes, Yakuza Kiwami 3 is a 20/100, a 2/10, a one-star game.

It's a seismic miss that left me questioning my love for the series.

My review: www.gamerguides.com/yakuza-kiwam...

09.02.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 797    ๐Ÿ” 262    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
An illustration of Felicia from Darkstalkers, A cat woman with White fur and claws, with blue hair.

An illustration of Felicia from Darkstalkers, A cat woman with White fur and claws, with blue hair.

Day 6 of Fighting February, Felicia from Darkstalkers. Love this blue kitty to bits. All the Darkstalkers characters have peak designs tho.

#Art #Darkstalkers #Felicia #FightingFebruary #Felicia #fightinggame

07.02.2026 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Women of Darkstalkersโค๏ธ

Morrigan Aensland, Felicia, Hsien-Ko, and Q-Bee

Art by @oxcoxa

08.02.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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got bored. made a Megaman edit.

#megaman

08.02.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I had thought of it.

Clearly I need to be more perverse.

09.02.2026 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, I was just thinking that bone-in are better wings, but I stand by the innuendo

08.02.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or better yet, bone-in

08.02.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Quick and dirty render.

26.01.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1895    ๐Ÿ” 450    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: A group of sailors in a WW2 submarine. HENDRICKS: "You think that U-boat's still out there, cap'n?" CAPTAIN: "Mr. Hendricks, never in this salinated void have I met 'luck.' Today would be a silly day to star believing in it."

PANEL 2: Mr. Earsley, the sonar operator, listening intently at his console and sweating. EARSLEY: "Luckily Captain Cutlet doesn't need to rely on outdated superstitions like luck now that we have perfected the science of SONAR DETECTION!"

PANEL 3: CAPTAIN: "Men like Mr. Earsley there are the future of war. Men seated at consoles for whom victory is but a byproduct of OPTIMIZATIONS..." HENDRICKS: "Still, if it gets the princess to the wedding..."

PANEL 4: Hamburguesa, a sailor standing behind Earsley's console, speaks up. HAMBURGUESA: "Any idea what kinda grub they're servin at dis weddin reception? All dis ring-around-da-rosy with da waterkrauts has me STARVIN'!" EARSLEY: "Everything has you 'starvin,' Hamburguesa." HAMBURGUESA: "Dat's true."

PANEL 5: HENDRICKS: "Word from British intelligence is the King of Mars has spared no expense on the wedding of his first-born daughter to FDR Jr." HAMBURGUESA: "Just so long as it's not all MARTIAN GLEEP-GLOOP!" CAPTAIN (smiling): "Never change, Mr. Hamburguesa, never change."

PANEL 1: A group of sailors in a WW2 submarine. HENDRICKS: "You think that U-boat's still out there, cap'n?" CAPTAIN: "Mr. Hendricks, never in this salinated void have I met 'luck.' Today would be a silly day to star believing in it." PANEL 2: Mr. Earsley, the sonar operator, listening intently at his console and sweating. EARSLEY: "Luckily Captain Cutlet doesn't need to rely on outdated superstitions like luck now that we have perfected the science of SONAR DETECTION!" PANEL 3: CAPTAIN: "Men like Mr. Earsley there are the future of war. Men seated at consoles for whom victory is but a byproduct of OPTIMIZATIONS..." HENDRICKS: "Still, if it gets the princess to the wedding..." PANEL 4: Hamburguesa, a sailor standing behind Earsley's console, speaks up. HAMBURGUESA: "Any idea what kinda grub they're servin at dis weddin reception? All dis ring-around-da-rosy with da waterkrauts has me STARVIN'!" EARSLEY: "Everything has you 'starvin,' Hamburguesa." HAMBURGUESA: "Dat's true." PANEL 5: HENDRICKS: "Word from British intelligence is the King of Mars has spared no expense on the wedding of his first-born daughter to FDR Jr." HAMBURGUESA: "Just so long as it's not all MARTIAN GLEEP-GLOOP!" CAPTAIN (smiling): "Never change, Mr. Hamburguesa, never change."

PANEL 1: A Martian princess is in a bunk reading a Martian magazine next to her robotic maidservant. PRINCESS: "As if your brute Earthling palates could ever appreciate Martian culinary arts! Nursetron, did you know they still eat animal corpses here?" NURSETRON: "Please, Majesty, my diodes can't process this much backsass." EARSLEY: "Permission to gag the cargo while we listen for the blockade of killer U-Boats, Captain?" HAMBURGUESA: "Riskin' our lives ta protect dis pampered dame who don't even wanna get married!" 

PANEL 2: PRINCESS: "I certainly don't want to marry some MAN I've never met! Nursetron, give me a backing track, Key of Blix." NURSETRON: <a backing track>

PANEL 3: The Princess Oxyltottlemy begins to sing the number 'Down to Earth': Yes, I'm a pampered Martian princess. Yes, of royal Barsoom birth/But hear my tragic Martian story, and you might find me down to Earth/On Mars there is no water/All we've got to drink is gin/And it's with that clear elixir that my true life begins:"

PANEL 3: PRINCESS: "I used to sneak out of my tower like a creature in a trance/and spend my nights down in the canyons, where the sweaty bodies dance."

PANEL 3: PRINCESS (now dressed like she's Liza in Cabaret but with a crown): "See, as princess I was nothing. But as a dancer? I was queen./And I had many loyal subjects (if you know what I mean)."

PANEL 1: A Martian princess is in a bunk reading a Martian magazine next to her robotic maidservant. PRINCESS: "As if your brute Earthling palates could ever appreciate Martian culinary arts! Nursetron, did you know they still eat animal corpses here?" NURSETRON: "Please, Majesty, my diodes can't process this much backsass." EARSLEY: "Permission to gag the cargo while we listen for the blockade of killer U-Boats, Captain?" HAMBURGUESA: "Riskin' our lives ta protect dis pampered dame who don't even wanna get married!" PANEL 2: PRINCESS: "I certainly don't want to marry some MAN I've never met! Nursetron, give me a backing track, Key of Blix." NURSETRON: <a backing track> PANEL 3: The Princess Oxyltottlemy begins to sing the number 'Down to Earth': Yes, I'm a pampered Martian princess. Yes, of royal Barsoom birth/But hear my tragic Martian story, and you might find me down to Earth/On Mars there is no water/All we've got to drink is gin/And it's with that clear elixir that my true life begins:" PANEL 3: PRINCESS: "I used to sneak out of my tower like a creature in a trance/and spend my nights down in the canyons, where the sweaty bodies dance." PANEL 3: PRINCESS (now dressed like she's Liza in Cabaret but with a crown): "See, as princess I was nothing. But as a dancer? I was queen./And I had many loyal subjects (if you know what I mean)."

PANEL 1: PRINCESS: "I'm the privileged Martian princess/who wound up down to Earth/'cuz it wasn't 'til those gin joints/that I found my own self-worth. Yeah, I'm the royal Martian princess who wound up down to Earth/And here's where my self knowledge receives its just desserts:"

PANEL 2: PRINCESS: "I would stay out until morning/got my hair cut in a bob/And then one of Daddy's viziers recognized me from his job/Daddy's vizier then told Daddy/And then Daddy went berskerk/such that Daddy's showgirl princess was put neatly out of work"

PANEL 3: The princess presses her face against a porthole on the submarine. PRINCESS: "I was sealed up in the tower/with a sleepless robot nun/and I likely would have died there/if Earth hadn't needed guns./My father's made a treaty/by which Mars will gain a son/while its daughter's prospects ended/just the moment they'd begun."

PANEL 4: The princess, still singing, superimposed over the submarine cruising through the water. PRINCESS: "See this wartime alliance/is all I was ever worth/Shipped as a body to my wedding/in this underwater hearse/You're afraid of German U-Boats/Well, I'm afraid there's nothing worse--"

PANEL 5: The princess, small in a shrinking spotlight. PRINCESS: "Than to be a cast-off Martian princess whose dreams came/crashing/down to ea-arth"

PANEL 6: Hamburguesa looks choked up by the end of the song. HAMBURGUESA: "What a sad song. Guess it's true: rich folks do got it worse 'den us palookas..." Earsley freaks out, surprised by the SONAR console. EARSLEY: "INCOMING TORPEDOS! THEY MUST'VE DETECTED OUR MUSICAL NUMBER!"

PANEL 1: PRINCESS: "I'm the privileged Martian princess/who wound up down to Earth/'cuz it wasn't 'til those gin joints/that I found my own self-worth. Yeah, I'm the royal Martian princess who wound up down to Earth/And here's where my self knowledge receives its just desserts:" PANEL 2: PRINCESS: "I would stay out until morning/got my hair cut in a bob/And then one of Daddy's viziers recognized me from his job/Daddy's vizier then told Daddy/And then Daddy went berskerk/such that Daddy's showgirl princess was put neatly out of work" PANEL 3: The princess presses her face against a porthole on the submarine. PRINCESS: "I was sealed up in the tower/with a sleepless robot nun/and I likely would have died there/if Earth hadn't needed guns./My father's made a treaty/by which Mars will gain a son/while its daughter's prospects ended/just the moment they'd begun." PANEL 4: The princess, still singing, superimposed over the submarine cruising through the water. PRINCESS: "See this wartime alliance/is all I was ever worth/Shipped as a body to my wedding/in this underwater hearse/You're afraid of German U-Boats/Well, I'm afraid there's nothing worse--" PANEL 5: The princess, small in a shrinking spotlight. PRINCESS: "Than to be a cast-off Martian princess whose dreams came/crashing/down to ea-arth" PANEL 6: Hamburguesa looks choked up by the end of the song. HAMBURGUESA: "What a sad song. Guess it's true: rich folks do got it worse 'den us palookas..." Earsley freaks out, surprised by the SONAR console. EARSLEY: "INCOMING TORPEDOS! THEY MUST'VE DETECTED OUR MUSICAL NUMBER!"

torpedo smorgasbord 1-3

08.02.2026 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 171    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not a lawyer, but doesn't trying to cover for this rise to the level of accomplice after the fact?

07.02.2026 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or hey! Here's a fun one! If you lose your job, you very realistically might not be able to feed your children! Damn lazy, arrogant Americans! Why aren't they willing to let their children go hungry to ease my anxiety?

07.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buddy, the difference between "nothing to lose" and "willing to die for the cause" is basically the entire spectrum.

And if you lose your job, to which your health insurance is tied, could very well be fatal.

07.02.2026 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the protest is not at your manager's convenience you don't get your insulin anymore.

07.02.2026 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit, that is impressive costumery! How's it work?

07.02.2026 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@governorwalz.mn.gov

07.02.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I still like the look of the 3rd Ed Necron best.

06.02.2026 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

05.02.2026 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6657    ๐Ÿ” 2037    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 200

Wat

04.02.2026 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I don't know what he means by that" Neither does Trump

04.02.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stick of dynamite disguised as a cigar

04.02.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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