Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA

“Oh man, now they have fungal bacteremia?”

Me, to my attending this morning. 🙃

I quickly corrected myself but we had a nice little chuckle about it.

I think I pulled a muscle in my face recoiling from this…

The attitude in this one is strong. (Ignore the Berner tumbleweeds 🥴)

Long haired cat splooted on the back of a recliner

Clyde was very upset that I tore apart the house to paint today.

Big man was on one today 🤣

Yeah TPO!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Just wanted to throw this out there for those who aren’t aware but ivermectin DOES NOT cure fu$&ing cancer.

Holy hell.

We need to make #Obama2028 trend

Consult: “need help”

There was more to it, but more or less boiled down to this.

Sounds about right for this administration

Wow! You are so incredibly talented! Gorgeous too!!

We need to quit looking for a perfect unicorn. That is the downfall of the Democratic Party. “Perfection is the enemy of progress”

Collins has done little more than show up in the last decade. She does nothing but toe the line.

Time to bring in some young energy.

I doubt it’s far off from his thoughts. 😬

Your quote 😜

I didn’t listen to the recording. I can’t do it.

“Do we have arsenic on formulary?”

-a question I never imagined myself asking. 🤣🤣

The thing about this, is that I honestly have no idea if it’s real or made up.

Petition to bring back the Snuggie.

Just saw a patient who had one with cuffed sleeves and everything. THIS is the kind of energy we need in 2025.

Gah. How TF did we get here?!?

Rhetorical, I know how we did but yeesh.

So I guess we are running a special on acute leukemia this week. 😬

Donald Trump could literally rape a ten-year-old on live TV and his supporters would not wane in their devotion, yet he and the rest of the GOP continually stall and deflect from releasing the Epstein files. This tells me that what is in those files is unimaginably worse than we think.

Ahhhh yes. But of course

Tiny golden retriever puppy

Sleepy golden retriever puppy

Golden retriever puppy playing with leaves in the grass

Guys. My former nurse just got this sweet baby. They lost a puppy that wasn’t even a year old in a horrible accident and this sweet girl is her sister. 😊

Almost rear ended a moose on my way home last night 😬🫣

Yikes. First one since I started commuting. Hopefully the last.

Friends, if you have a chance to go to #Bostonlights DO IT!

SO cool!!

Me getting TOLD by a 6 year old 🤣🤣

This is SO bad. So SO bad.

Adult woman on half a crib mattress

Hanging with the family this weekend. This is the bed I have been given 🤣🤣

Fingers crossssssed!!!

Our service rotates attendings every week.

Next week attending texts me today:

“Hey, do you have a zucchini bread recipe? Also, clean that shit up before the weekend” referring to the service/board.

🤣🤣🤣

Good luck/I’m so sorry/yay! 😜