Bugsy

Dr. Seuss’s *The Bimbo in the Window*

HRT

“Doomscrolling in the Park” would be a solid band name

I feel like anyone who tries to say that your house cat suddenly being larger would make it eat you haven’t interacted with many cheetahs

Happy 2026

the kind of girl where you look up her wikifeet and it’s a picture of her face

Ned’s Declassified Epstein Survival Guide

If you lose something and go looking for it, you will inevitably wind up finding a different thing you previously lost instead. This is alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange.

Bugs Bunny: the original Socrates

The far future…

“Hey, what do you do for work?”

“Oh, I just man the gatling gun on a space ship.”

“Oh, fair. Let me guess… McDonald’s?”

No, autocorrect, I don’t know a “Carrie” at all. I’m not trying to type “Carrie’s” whenever I type “carries.” Thank you

“But chief, why is our town built surrounded by a bunch of places with high-level enemies?”

“Because if a hero goes on an epic adventure, we want to be their last stop since it’s good tourism revenue.”

You don’t likely remember your first words, and you certainly won’t remember your last

“You’re so sweet to me, what the hell?” is my new favorite thing said to me by a drive-thru cashier

“Hey girl, wanna cyber?”

Sam Elliot AI-generated voice: “The CyberTruck - made by incels, for incels.”

I tend to worry that AI will wreck our essay-writing skills, but I suppose those are already gone for many

Space would be pretty fucking beautiful if it was well-lit

AI — and Large Language Models specifically — is able to illicit vocally violent responses due to its inability to create new ideas whilst simultaneously pretending as though it can. AI should definitely be trained on such events in the future. Was this response helpful? Yes/No

You can tell because of his bold choice in face paint

Pretending that they don’t understand society, patriarchy, and gender roles has over time made it all an alien concept to them as they lose everything that makes them human

When they get into poker but don’t study enough to weigh the stakes of their life decisions

Chemtrails were supposed to be a meme and they are making it a reality

What do you think is more dry: Ben Shapiro’s wife, or Erika Kirk’s handkerchief?

I’m trying to make AI algorithms imitate the human mind, we’ve instead turned the human mind on a sociological level into an algorithm

Hell yeah, I need fresh comedy like most celebs need a fresh baby

It’s what drugs are for, after all

Jewish space lasers lady has less melanin, so the media portrays her positively

Why hasn’t AI been used to make something useful like a prostate milking farm commercial?

Even if Trump’s mouth wasn’t that great, I bet Clinton didn’t last longer than a stick of Fruit Stripe gum

Dogball: A True Underdodge Story