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Ate a lot of chicken soup, took meds, crawled under blankets. Listened to Dungeon Crawler Carl. Napped.

Fever broke around 8.

Trying to attach my horoscope to my leave request.

Amazon: We can't ship you a box with four jugs of cleaning supplies, it might break a law or be a shipping issue!

Me: Can I buy the four jugs individually at the same time?
Amazon: Heck yeah! It's $20 extra!
Me: What about the law?
Amazon: Laws? *laughs*

My ear infection turned into a sinus infection a day before the big day.

*gets the .5 gallon water bottle*

Fluids, save me!

Possible endings:
1. The AI reveals that they do the interviews to learn how to cause the collapse to happen faster.

2. The archivist deletes the record as it is lacking quantifiable merit.

3. The AI opts not to whip their memories before sending them back, possibly giving humanity a chance.

Film/Book Idea: An AI archivist interviews humans before the system collapses, taking us out.

They ask 10 randos how they see the universe, their experience as a species, etc. The tone swings between uplifting, depression, spirituality, and gallows humor.

Come on Stock Market Bros! Don't let it go past 49,999!

Open Range is not THE perfect movie.

But it is a perfect movie. It wears it's imperfections well.

A witness says the robots attacked the garbage truck. The driver of the truck points to the scene of the attack.

It's happening! The robots are attacking!

I'm going home and watching Open Range.

Rest well Mr. Duvall.

Press: Oh Wow! A woman was kidnapped!
Everyone: Why did Pam Bondi say that if we investigated everyone, the entire system would collapse?

Press: We found a glove with DNA!
Everyone: Was it Pam Bondi's DNA?
Press: Maybe!

You think Pam Bondi waits until the market opens every day to see if she has to work that day?

“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”

"I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better."

It's great that some of these fuck-os are resigning.

Are they going to be arrested?
They're going to be investigated... Right?

I need to rewatch Blade Runner.

Everyone was a synth.

Deckard is the antagonist, until Batty dies.

Is it possible to be a good person in a deterministic world where everything is synthetic? Is anything genuinely ethical on a dead world?

Just heard about what happened to the Dow Jones.

Poor Pam...

Someone on the internet said they were the first person in their family to graduate therapy AND college.

Battleship sunk. Fuck.

Measles in JoCo? Fuuuuuuuck.

Impeach Bondi. Now. You washed-up lawyers.

Bruh high af... wish i was high enough to understand his finer BS points.

I am not, because I am at work. Fixing IT shit.

If the bubble doesn't pop, can we raid Data Centers for RAM? Sort of like we promised to Naruto run to Area 51 to free the aliens?

We could then turn the building into free housing for the poor!

Cartel Drones are the new Drug Boats.

[ Civilziation slowly collapsing in upon itself ]

*dancing at desk, blasting DtMF in headphones*
More kissies and huggies!

More like the In-Justice Department...

The shareholders forcing services to enshitify for the purpose of profit, and the people demanding the internet asphyxiate itself over ID for age verification, are the same damn people!

They want to disrupt and kill the internet so they can rebuild on the user's dime. It's cyber-gentrification!

"Department of Justice will allow members of Congress to review unredacted files on the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein starting on Monday"

Assuming they see the actual files, the actual actual files... Impeachment when?

a rock with googly eyes is sitting on the ground ALT: a rock with googly eyes is sitting on the ground

*watches the trailer*

Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good
Amaze.

The bar closed. She paid the tab.

I've been single for far too forever.

Yall putting up with this? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

He did some work making her laugh.

It got political. He asked "how do you know?" When they discussed potus's involvement.

Girl this is like red flag 4.