Bash

FFIII is dead good, innit? It has everything you could want from a FF: fat chocobos, moogles, crystals, Warriors of Darkness, meteors, summons! Plus my favourite Cid so far, with Mrs. Cid.

Current ranking:
FFVIII > FFI >>> FFII

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

i grind my teeth at night and it really makes my jaw hurt so i searched for ways to stop grinding your teeth and the number one suggestion was "reduce the amount of stress you experience." what are you talking about. what are you even talking about, dude

Entering the Ancients' Maze like a sprout entering Labyrinth of the Ancients in FFXIV; full of wonder and excitement. If it were like a veteran, I'd be wearing a chocobo suit and tanking as a DPS.

how I feel since 2016 or so

I liked it better when they were all just Onion Knights 😂

@callmeliam.bsky.social and I came out of Bring Her Back in tears from The Trauma.

Also, the perfect emotional palate cleanser after Bring Her Back, a film I am adding to my "Best Movies I Never Want to See Again and Cannot in Good Conscience Recommend" list.

So KPop Demon Hunters really is just wall-to-wall bangers, huh?

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY JOBS TO CHOOSE FROM? AND WHY IS ONE OF THEM 'VIKING'??

Motherfucking wind farms…

Here are all your questions answered on why you should leave substack, and how to go about it. No more excuses. Just go.

Screenshot of the New Game screen in FFIII - I have named the four Onion Knights Red, White, Green and Shallot

Perfect.

No consequences, even. And he's so salty at the rest of the party for some reason? Like, I get that he's the franchise's first Dark Knight, but did he have to be so emo??

Anyway, on to Final Fantasy III

(aka, the last of the FF NES games)

((also aka the first FF game released AFTER I was born))

My favourite (not) 4th party member was when Leon came back with absolutely consequences for his actions.

Magic the Gathering card, Commune with Beavers, which depicts Guy from FFII speaking with beavers as he does in the game.

So good, his beaver scene has a MtG card!

Nothing but respect for my himbo son, Guy, and his beaver friends though.

Questions I had during my playthrough of FFII: Why is the torso of the sprite for Maria, a teen girl, basically just boob? Why are the Prince and Princess so quick to leave the fate of the world with 3 children? Why is the final battle SO HARD when I had 4x boosts on throughout?

a sign that says " what is even happening " next to a dumpster Alt: a sign that says " what is even happening " next to a dumpster

The same cannot be said for Final Fantasy II. Accurate representation of me trying to understand FFII:

Ooh, where are you up to? I'm about to start FFIII today!

It's really hard to objectively criticise Final Fantasy (I), tbf. The influence of this game is even more obvious once played, not just for spawning a franchise that dominates the RPG genre, but setting the blueprint for turn-based RPGs. I feel like I've experienced a piece of history.

Things I liked in FFI: The way the black mage's bum shakes when they walk. The iconic score. Meeting Matoya and getting excited because I KNOW HER!!!

Things I did not like in FFI: The "upgraded" sprites - where did my cool big yellow hat go?! Spawning the Warmech (1 whole hour!!)

Final Fantasy (I) Pixel Remaster took me 2 days to complete. I guess NES cartridges couldn't hold 100-hour epics. If I hadn't used a guide, following the game would have been obtuse AF. But I did have a guide, so I had a lovely time tbh.

Screenshot from the pixel remaster of Final Fantasy (1)

You know when you commit to something that has the potential to become all consuming, and you've not yet decided if that's in a good or bad way? Follow along as I play all the numbered (non-MMO) Final Fantasy games in order and share my Thoughts and Feelings.

A screenshot of Sasha's FFXIV player character, Anoushka Gloom. She is a miqo'te.

Hi, I'm Sasha, and I'm an addict. It's been 337 days since I last played to the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn, the award-winning Heavensward, and its second major expansion Stormblood up to level...

OMGOSH, Liam and I have been listening to it in the car, and the flashbacks are A Lot

you're so proud of your 6yo's reading and confidence until she's shouting the taglines of your romance paperbacks at the library book sale. "NO WOMAN CAN RESIST....THE CAPTAIN OF ALL PLEASURE." like good job but girl be cool

@callmeliam.bsky.social and I have been playing Pagan: Fate of Roanoke this afternoon, during which Liam spent much of it talking to me like an old-timey witch hunter.

Your average early X-files episode has better lighting and staging than most movies these days.