Two new giclee prints in my store! I’ll have a few of each in Yokohama on Sunday, but the rest are on my site! Link in bio

Willem DaFoe is crouching in the funicular ready to drop a package to Jeffrey Wright (with an eyepatch) behind a boxcar

A Clockwork Orange deleted scene?

Sale! 15% off orders over $50 with code: TURKEYS (link in bio)

I had a pic of her in the leather blazer & Tom Waits tee pinned to my wall for the longest time, a good ten year run in 1st place celebrity crush… still up there, but the field has gotten crowded

I wonder what happened to that Duvall phaeton that was underway back then

This mood is just - really strong right now.

So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate

This… is how shadows work. It is a funny picture, but I’m more worried about that magic ear

Did they have anything sofa sized?

New print on my site! Link in bio

Got this finished last night, varnished, framed, sealed, hanging wire on, etc. *Sold*!

Ahoy, people in this haunted vacuum! I finished this today, framed it up… and it’s sold! Going to celebrate by slaving over more detailed paintings until I pass out

Not running on “doing push-ups shirtless in jeans”?

Lil piece from ‘17

Sure why not… New drawing available!

My dog gets really depressed if someone makes the Eiffel Tower disappear, please respect her feelings about this

My first punk rock record

Is it like running for student body president? Can you say you’re putting in vending machines and adding longer recess if you get the Nobel?

Getting interviewed for Stories n Steel yesterday in my kitchen

I ask my smartphone to print something and it plays dumb

daughter just told me every Friday her class has a “burial” for the pencils too small to be sharpened anymore 😭😭 one of her classroom jobs is to give the eulogy 😭😭 THERE IS A SMALL COFFIN 😭😭😭😭

Show me some of that “destroy your legacy” cash

Does he still make a list of sayings to retire for the new year?

Ask him about the thanksgiving dinner where he and his sister had the same All in the Family scene as the “thing they were thankful for”

The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality.

I don't know how to yell any louder.

This ap is like shouting into a sock

Finished this one last night and didn’t put all the pencils away

Well it’s sold now, so whatevs

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved