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If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

I always wondered why they called it "Mr" Coffee until I got one and saw it's penis

If I saw this as a child I think the course of my whole life would be different

i had a dream zohran was selling "miss me yet?" t-shirts of eric adams and they were so popular he funded a library

replace rfk jr with this guy

Coming back here to say congrats on your win

Joker All Vouice Lines

We can roleplay as Russian guys all named yuri. If we get a bit sad, well, that’s tragic yuri

are you enjoying the big empty desert though?

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

Can I soak him with milk and whack him against the radiator

Recreated in 4K to ring in the holiday spirit

thinking about tomb raider 1 gorillas

You know I love all your art Clark, but this one especially goes so damn hard. The extra time and effort you put in is extremely apparent on this one and the doom slayer one from a while ago

M. Happy Grinchdays Canadaville The Grinch is back with The Grinchiest Meal. Tap to get your m... now THE MEAL

Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it

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Rod Serling

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism

BEST MAHJONG STRATEGY TIP: QUIT

always remember this

Gonna take a little bluesky break - seven apes have wrung my neck. I would love to keep posting but every time I open the app I am strangled by over half a dozen wild eyed apes. They broke my neck back and forth with their powerful small hairy hands.

but when can we give him a cigarette