⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ morty

currently waiting for my stupid fucking period coz it just randomly decided to be four days late

i’m trying so hard to form a thought but it’s past midnight and i’m so eepy weepy

potato soup mate

oh my god my stomach hurts so much

fresh piece of bread and a slice of cheese go so hard i would’e loved to sit in a tavern in the middle ages

the day this man is anywhere near my proximity will be the day i can comfortably lose my mind for good, for i’ve achieved everything i craved in my life. no experience could ever overpower the moment when i eventually lay eyes on him in flesh & blood. that day my purpose in life will be fulfilled.

daily reminder that my boyfriend and i are so cute and look so cute together and fit so well and i love him so much

me when paulaner spezi

times are bad i want a cigarette again this quitting thing doesn’t work

today can’t get worse (by saying this i probably made it worse already)

save me little nicnacs i bought to ignore the exam phase stress

sometimes i look at someone and think “i wonder what their camera roll must look like”

i can just never get healthy i’m always sick

don’t google symptoms don’t just don’t why do i do it

JFC indeed.

do u ever go grocery shooping and it goes so smooth and what u buy satisfies u so much?

one minor inconvenience away from just absolutely crashing out guys 🤟🏼

there is no better feeling than owning all three books of a trilogy.

emetophobia is the worst thing my brain has ever developed. of all the mental issues i have it’s honestly the worst

hab voll die gute idee für einen prank also folgendes wir wählen am 23. februar einfach alle die linke hahaha die werden augen machen loool müssen aber alle mitmachen also bitte weitersagen

i mean… not every day can be a win i guess. maybe tomorrow?

i’m such a bitch when i’m sick

krank zu sein so kompliziert will einfach ein fee im wald sein

die grippe hat mich engeholt

warum ist döner kaufen inzwischen so ein luxusding geworden wann wurde dönerladen elite

dönermann hat mir cola geschenkt der tag wird nur besser und besser

doctors are so incompetent these days i’d rather go to a shaman and they’d help me more

sometimes i can’t believe this is me without make up or anything just me like yes slay queen actually!!

is it a concussion or just paranoia? we might never know but u stay tuned!!!

i’m such a worried and anxious girlfriend