taylor🫧 #releasetheswarm

i need them to announce that the president is just full of ants on thursday cuz i lowkey cant afford the klarna payments for my kalshi bet if they dont

LARRY ELLISON EATS BABIES

they most certainly could. the notion is terrifying

they should invent a pizza that i have. like one thats in my possession or my inventory storage or sometbing

im trying to abuse substances less. i know substances is into it but its becoming Problematic

mommy needs her grass

im losing my goddamn mind

5,594 😌

if u dont fw schizophrenic girls with five thousand hours in warframe ur lying cuz u follow me and im that

#Warframe2025 btw cuz i play warframe or whatever

Dark Souls x Nier Automata

alhamdulilah 🙏

if you arent chill with weird kinks you dont understand i need you to get the fuck away from me

we need dense housing and public transit

death to property value i need the rent to go down

ive been contemplating in my contemplation cave for a while and now my opinions are all facts actually

jobs available in 2026:

federal child kidnapper -- $120k/year, requires 8th grade education

insurance denier -- $275k/year, requires medical degree

3x part time retail jobs -- $40k/year, no benefits

newspaper columnist -- $500k/year, requires existing $10+ million net worth

as always, death to america

we don’t need los angeles anymore we can just get rid of it i think

no can do - the bank said they were already all out of money! because so many people are pulling all their money out of the bank 👀

i dont know but the banks dont have it anymore

those are just diet banks we gotta get credit union busting immediately

the president is dead?? dead and full of ants!?

guys the economy is fucking collapsing we need to get out money out of the banks RIGHT NOW

im not at work they let me go home

everybody gets the War Dreams sometimes but id like mine to stop becoming real after i wake up

yaay :D

im the closer im not allowed to leave but god please let me go

im in a waking fever dream and im at work

havent had solid food since friday i might start going insane just a little bit