Ted

TOXX CLAUSE MOTHERFUCKER

Me to the MTA:

I just wanna go home and play some hollow knight, is that too much to ask MTA?

Vertical comic structured like flow chart. (1) Einstein had an insight that overturned physics, thus proving his value. (2) I hope *I* have value. I’ll try to have an insight that overturns physics, to check. (3) [Time Passes] (4) Oh no! My insight didn’t overturn physics! But I don’t think I’m worthless… [arrows to two different options] (5a) Healthy Path: Maybe this was not a well-thought-out test of my value. (5b) Path of Ruin: The establishment must be *suppressing* my insight!

Physics Paths

xkcd.com/3155/

Kind of wild that on two separate nights this week it’s taken me nearly 4 hours to get home from Manhattan. And the MTA wants me to pay *more* money for this pleasure.

Every day I’m becoming a bigger fan of terrorizing politicians until they actually work for us

Motherfucker why are here posting through it with us instead of using your power and position to do something?

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .

me waiting for my students to show up to office hours

Not to kick a person while they're down but, this is exactly what being a coward gets you.

if you pay hundreds of dollars and attach a bodycam that feeds data directly into meta’s ad servers to your head to hear shit like “I love your setup with … soy sauce .. and … other ingredients” you are a world historical sucker. charles ponzi’s marks got nothing on you

Very much weirded out by people suggesting we empathize with a nazi because he had a family. fuck him and his family

me: who is giving me all these things to do??? i have finite amount of time to do anything

also me: why yes, I will volunteer to do one more thing, I have enough time to do it

ICE agents are not wearing ‘masks’.

They’re face coverings. Bandanas. Gaiters.

Masks are a public health tool. They’re a form of both resistance and community care.

ICE agents wear them to terrorize people & hide their identity.

The rest of us wear masks to protect one another.

According to the comments and quotes, communism is when the state extorts companies

fixed three this week and was rewarded with 8 more problems 😅

i love that astrophysics research is basically solving one problem and producing two more in the process.

Just going to say that there is no need to exceptionalize immigrant jails because every US jail and prison is like this. All of them without exception.

Too many apolitical STEM people out there and we need to put a stop to that immediately.

STEM major here: we should abolish STEM until we figure out why it produces so many spineless goofies

"Last year there were ten murders in the NYC subway system, with well over a billion total rides taken. During the same time period, there were 253 traffic fatalities in New York City. One person dead every day and a half. Cars? Those things are fucking dangerous."

her husband is basically a bald 5 year old

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

How many PhDs do we all know that struggle with figuring out if blueberry has two or three b's?

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

Five New NYPL Locations to Add Sunday Hours | The New York Public Library These branches will begin Sunday service on September 7, 2025—bringing the total number of NYPL locations with seven-day service to 12.

Five New NYPL Locations to Add Sunday Hours 📚
www.nypl.org/blog/2025/08...

*playing death stranding 2*
oh man this is so great and beautiful.

*30 seconds later*
who the fuck built a bridge in the middle of nowhere????

Trump canceled the research grant for America’s — perhaps the world’s? — top mathematician (via @weakinstrument.bsky.social)

What I will say about death stranding 2 is this: Kojima certainly knows how make a cool ass fight scene

I wanna post about death stranding 2 but without spoilers 😭