Bluto

Halloween is tomorrow and I haven't seen Michel Meyers in that wig video not once on the skyline. Smh

RE: that last reskeet, I usually come here to complain, but I've had a good October personally. It was long AF, but still good. It feels weird to celebrate "publicly" when a lot of people stand to lose so much, though.

thank you october for reminding me that life can be abundant, luminous & endlessly generous

I didn't read the back 🫣. Every time I bought a bottle I thought "I should really research." Not only am I embarrassed and ashamed, I've got some more forever chemicals joining me on the adventure that is life 😫

As if anything mass produced is pure or "simply."

I hate this for three main reasons:
1) God DAMMIT.
2) I did not know they were a Tropicana sub-brand. That's on me.
3) I fell for it. I fell for the "simply." I fell for the marketing. Like, surely it's just juice, right? Right? Wrong.

COME AND FIND YOU

She's so incredibly talented.

open.spotify.com/track/5VGRta...

One For Grew

Robert Glasper acting a plum fool on this album Jesus Christ. ~5:40 how does one do that??

open.spotify.com/track/71rGYP...

Love You Down (feat. Meshell Ndegeocello)

Yes cover.

open.spotify.com/track/4xl8no...

Can I do it in Maya Angelou's voice?

What's the science behind walking in brisk, autumnal weather and coming in smelling "like the great outdoors?" I know one of y'all knows.

Anything about "ball knowledge." The evolution from "you know ball" to "elite ball knower" being applied to having knowledge has been fun to watch.

Mariah Carey dressed as someone who was delusional, delusional, who wasted her time.

I can't wait until she's on ReLiving Single.

Beef with Mariah Carey.

Well, Pass The Courvoisier Pt. 2 is disqualified so Idk about this either.

Only way Busta Rhymes beats Jay-Z is if they go toe to toe in music videos.

Though a versus strictly of them over Neptunes beats could be interesting..

This Lil Wayne talk reminded me of that period in 2008(?) when hella Facebook statuses were "safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex..."

LMAO, like that was folks' statuses. The Venn diagram of who actually adhered to that status they posted, though...

The turkey. Unless it's fried by someone who knows their way around frying turkey.

If Wayne is half dead, yes. That makes him closer to MF Doom.

"Pedo or not" is a wild thing to:
1. Type
2. Ostensibly proofread
3. Decide to post
4. Post
5. Not delete immediately after

But before alladat, "Pedo or not" is a wild thing to:
0. NOT CONSIDER A DETRIMENTAL THING.

I love these music conversations (until y'all start doing the most) because of all the different conversations that flow from them. Plus, I really like seeing arguments for or against (until I fucking don't) whatever. Not that I agree or disagree.

Where to get free food in Atlanta:

Monte Booker's come up >>>. I had no idea I was listening to the beginning of a movement when I first heard Kolors.

cleanse

open.spotify.com/track/1wOLTW...

America can't resist Americaning something up. It's embarrassing.

a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field

MLS teams play a three game series in the first round of the playoffs now?

I saw "not we in a pantyline" somewhere and laughed so hard I started coughing and thought I contracted the vid.

Taking pics at a wedding and I "presented" Partner in one of them. Someone said "you hit her with the Will Smith." Someone else said "I hope you meant the complimentary Will Smith." LMAO

It's not that funny when typed out. So, I guess the free cocktails did most of the laughing.

Three gifs with three different all with their hands up.

Three of my most used gifs. LMAO, I be disclaiming a lot apparently. I "I'm just saying" regularly.