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Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

Free Press: WHY IS NO ONE HAVING SEX? Photo of RFK and Kid Rock working out shirtless

The timeline is undefeated

Meanwhile, Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer is under fire for taking her staff to a strip club in Portland and keeping a stash of booze in her office.

It's like this entire administration is a coke-fueled key party.

Four-panel comic. A blue dinosaur therapist takes notes while a red dinosaur lies on a therapy couch. Patient: "I'm terrified of vowels." Therapist: "Why?" Patient: "Only sometimes." Therapist: "Oh." Final panel: the patient is screaming

The vowels know what they did. 👀

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

Trump plans to send $10 billion in funds that Congress hasn’t appropriated from the US Treasury to an organization that he will continue to chair personally even after he is out of office.

This is looting.

My favourite

The grand old Duke of York, he had 12 million quid.
He gave it to someone he’d never met, for something he never did

Oh, the grand old duke of york
He ██████████████████
He ██████████████████
And he ██████████████████

the logic of his position is that you would them abandon those issues and so on and so on until you’ve fully sacrificed a group of vulnerable americans to reactionary bullies for the sake of a percentage point (if that)

Wow.

"I never want to see a child ever run away from our own government ever again" Notes on changing brains. And Brians.

Part of my theory of change is to share the words white men need to hear, spoken by white men. This is because creating defections is crucial to stopping authoritarianism and democratic backsliding. This is because almost everyone else is already off the Trump train.

Celsius' original scale set 100 as freezing and 0 as boiling. Every friend and colleague in the scientific community begged him to be normal instead and he wouldn't. It was changed despite him when the scale entered common use. Dudes rock.

If you think there’s NOTHING in our heritage (or in any nation’s) to be unapologetic about, you’re a fool. A dangerous fool.

This is what a rigged economy looks like.

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

It really is amazing how much of political punditry, *especially* elite outfits in NYC and Washington, still embrace this bizarre idea that rural spaces represent the "Real America" while metropolitan areas, where most (presumably real) Americans actually live, should be held in contempt.

Calling the requirement for a judicial warrant before entering a person’s home one of the Democrats’ “new restrictions on federal immigration agents” crosses the line into outright falsehood. It’s in the Bill of Rights! A rule as old as the republic.

Never reactivate it.

Gavin Newsom and Kimberly Guifoyle lying on a rug in formal wear in an uncomfortably sexualized photo. They are surrounded by the trappings of wealth: Ugly-ass gilded furniture, an expensive rug, huge windows opening out onto a balcony with sweeping bay views.

The thing you need to understand about Gavin Newsom is that

I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!

Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑

i can remember how in the 80s and the 90s, imelda marcos’ shoe collection was a shorthand for comically naked thievery and corruption and now we have a first family who literally shat in golden toilets

one of america’s most cherished folk singers wrote an entire song about what a cruel criminal piece of shit donald trump’s father was all the way back in 1954 and somehow this basically never comes up in any story about the trumps, they have literally *always* been this way

This episode has been a nightmare for my city and state, but I hope people realize it’s also a profound defeat and political catastrophe for Trump and DHS, who are slinking away having accomplished nothing. Minneapolis simply wouldn’t bend to them and they lost

it's backwards. obama and biden conceded the republican framework of border obsession, sliding right and setting off a near-inevitable push to where we are today. once again the democrats triangulated themselves into becoming republicans, allowing republicans to publicly embrace explicit fascism.

you know what they say, the two best days of a boat owner's life are the day you buy it and the day you change the tax code to save money on your boat loans bsky.app/profile/fedb...

Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.