Jay Forstner

Great minds, and all that. bsky.app/profile/jayf...

I’m grateful you pointed this out. I never would have seen it otherwise. Thank you.

Photo of Olympic rings in cereal

I’ve trained all my life for this moment.

Lie vs lay. Constant battle I’m losing.

Cartoon of duck skiing on pile of money

Can we talk about how many of the world's people even have access to winter Olympic sports or would that ruin everything?

NBA basketball team logo

Now do NBA logos. I'll start.

Photo of box of thin wheats crackers

It’s Friday afternoon, but you still need to come up with one more name for a store brand. There ya go. Quittin’ time.

Yup, I think that was intentional. And smart. If it had all been one movie, people would have hated it because it would be so long and the second half is such a letdown. This way, they were able to make one movie that some people (not me) like and one that will be forgotten soon.

If it makes you feel better, they don’t remember where they store the seeds. They just store so many they can always find one. Have you tried driving hundreds of cars to the mall?

Pat Fitzgerald has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Best throw of the night except the one that was so pure Amon Ra almost caught it by accident.

Books - Ann Arbor Observer

My book, The Fake Ad Book, is available from Ann Arbor Observer Books. Makes a great gift for anyone clever. annarborobserver.com/books/

Just watched @realgdt.bsky.social Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein and I have to say, I’ve been to worse weddings.

First sentence I learned in Duolingo Greek was, "The avocado is pink." Which is how I learned Eddy is color blind.

Visited my 48th and 49th states last weekend. Quick question: How many are there?

Of course not. They tasted like vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. But then World War II happened (look it up).

Tom Brady says "Juice" more than Al Cowlings on a road trip.

Singer playing harmonica

When a singer starts to play the harmonica at a concert, why does everyone there lose their freaking minds? It’s like they’ve never heard a harmonica before. Or any other instrument. Or music. Or sound.

Yeah, it’s not that Jeff Daniels. I was confused too.

Big surprise engagement party with our parents and all our friends or it didn’t happen.

I’ve laughed out loud at this four times. I think you’re the funniest person on Bluesky.

University of Toronto fan here: E.H. was short!

Peas again. What the hell is it with you and peas?

Blue each other?

It looks like a Cyberdick! No notes.

I’m from Michigan. Linda is super nice! But Monday’s her euchre night.

He lost me at "a golden retriever is smarter than a chihuahua." Last night, I saw a golden retriever eat my dog's poop.

If we're ever on a road trip, and you're wondering what I want to hear, it's this. But not too early in the journey, because that's not fair to all the other songs that come after.

The Tigers wore army camo hats against the Jays in Toronto for “rivalry weekend“ during the peak of the 51st state crap.

This is really, really funny. Thank you!