@1607westegg.bsky.social
Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster. Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike. Not a 'Dan'. linktr.ee/1607WestEgg
Thursday 13th November
Appearing here.
#comedy #standup #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
23:39hrs
Blueberry muffin and a glass of milk.
I saw the rainbow and I thought, 'You know what, I always put the bins out. Someone else can do them this week.'
10.11.2025 15:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bald men with the high surround and muddy pitches.
I miss old football.
#haikupoetry #haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoem #football
Local post office
sells helium ballongas
and beard shapers. Niche.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem #writing
Sunday 9th November, appearing here.
#comedy #standup #brockley #comedian #funny
Homeless Woman asks
"Any change?" No, I say. "C**t,"
she snaps. Colourful.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem
6th November
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
15:20hrs
Today was not a day to be wearing thermals.
Uncomfortable.
NEW
From my #substack
'The Thumbs Up'
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/3LnogwA
#writing #substacknewsletter #writingcommunity
Tonight's Canterbury gig.
On second.
Long Johns and double-socked.
#comedy #standup
From my #substack
'The Desk'.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4oUAkUv
#writing #substacknewsletter #writingcommunity
Late night croissant.
Naughty.
Creative writing, week 8.
#writing
My neighbours have loud
sex. They must know I hear them.
But orgasms come first.
#Haiku #haikupoetry #haikuchallenge #haikupoem
16:34hrs
Wearing 7 layers.
Double-hatted.
Indoors.
Reduced packaging,
Amazon? Sure. But don’t dump
my parcels outside.
#haiku #haikuchallenge #humour #haikupoem #poetry #haikupoetry
On the bus. Ear buds
in. A man points to my side.
I've dropped my hand gel.
#haiku #haikuchallenge #humour #haikupoem #poetry #haikupoetry
On the bus. Ear buds
in. A man points to my side.
I've dropped my hand gel.
#Haiku #Haikupoem #writing
Treble-socked.
01.11.2025 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saturday 17:32hrs
Let the records show that the first song played with my new (budget) speakers was Bucks Fizz's magnificent 'You and Your Heart So Blue'.
Arguably peak Bobby Gee.
#music
This week's gigs.
#comedy #standupcomedy #standup #funny #comedian
Tues 4th November, making my Captain Breadbeard debut.
Tickets: bit.ly/43EiL2A
The Cosy Club
7.30pm
#comedy #standup #canterbury #comedian #funny
The new chopping board has just made its debut. My foldable one finally broke. This new one isn't foldable. Food transfer from hereon will be messier but I need to give this chopping board a chance rather than compare it to its more versatile predecessor.
01.11.2025 10:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That was October 2025.
Never to be lived again.
Halloween from the
top floor. No tricks/treats. Costumed
kids, you'd best jog on.
#Halloween2025 #Halloween #haiku #haikupoem #haikupoems
Saturday 1st November, appearing at Hampstead Comedy Club
Tickets: bit.ly/48U84wv
Starts: 8pm
The Camden Head
100 Camden High Street
London NW1 0LU
#comedy #standup #standupcomedy #camden #funny
Identify the
cheese. Remove the cheese. No more
funk. Breathe easily.
#haiku #haikuchallenge #humour #haikupoem #poetry #haikupoetry
For my writing and details of my upcoming gigs, you can subscribe to my #substack at
danieltizon.substack.com
#writing #comedy #standup
Thurs 30th October, appearing at Downstairs at the King's Head.
Starts 8.30pm
#comedy #crouchend #standup #comedian #funny #standupcomedy
