Autocorrected to “mentally I’ll”

Girls usually don’t massacre people, therefore massacres are the manly thing to do

Ah yes

lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"

This is This American Life and I’m Ira Glass. Each week we choose a theme and bring you the most self-harming obsessive people we can find on that theme—people destroying their own lives and driving everyone else crazy over the stupidest shit imaginable. Join us.

YouTube video by Nerdist H.R. Giger At Home - Superego

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JUD7...

chilly saturday morning and it’s make some blueberry muffins time for the youngling so while they bake let’s put up a 2:59 minute edit of this surf rock classic to warm up the Bluesky scene

that's called an HR Giger

YouTube video by Priscilla Page John Carpenter Q&A

a link to my video of Thursday night's pre-Escape from LA Q&A with John Carpenter

we should at least get streetcars then it's only fair

To: All - Intercompany
From: Maintenance
Subject: Metamorphosis
Body:

To whom it may concern,

The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed

Sincerely,

Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys

Flash Gordon was released 45 years ago today!

"A football player and his friends travel to the planet Mongo and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the Merciless to save Earth."

The return of Classic Merch, the rise of New Merch. There's simply never been a better time to grab Rude Tales or Oh These Those Stars of Space merch.

I have long championed the Ruint Man, he of the working man's gut and the large print pill organizer. Slap a deep forehead wrinkle and a receding hairline on a basketball, and I'll probably get pretty far into attempting to fuck it before noticing the difference. You've heard of the "green flash," this ray of green light visible only for a couple seconds just before the sun goes down? Something similar is going on with the Ruint Man, who is finally old enough to have a sense of self, but not so old he can't pop his own boners. The Ruint Man of my dreams is roughly of "compulsory colonoscopy age." He knows what he wants out of life and relationships and sex. He's shed nearly all the crazed self-consciousness that leads virginal young men into the manosphere. Even the Ruint Man who rents has made impressively permanent decisions with his living space: art in frames, bookcases anchored to walls. Perhaps most commendably, he has a sense of style.

i wrote about why exactly i love ran-thru bald men so much
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YouTube video by TV Time Machine Max Headroom's Giant Christmas Turkey 1986

The Max Headroom Christmas Special must be seen to be believed.

My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.

better performance than anyone in Wicked tbh

YouTube video by The Monkees - Topic Porpoise Song (Theme from "Head")

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(being mindful, centered and in the moment) man this fucking sucks

the beatles/stones binary is so weird to me. like beatles/kinks or stones/who would make so much more sense

The Gay Community Tee The world has changed a lot since the first printing of this shirt. The Bullet Club isn't the force it once was. AJ Styles might be retiring in...

Also, after thinking about it for a minute, I’ll be ordering a new run of Gay Community tees. If you want one and ordered a Herzog shirt, lmk and I’ll make sure you don’t get ripped on shipping.

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Dumb Spotify thing that's letting me know I'm 5 minutes short of 1000 hours of art bell. I'm only in the top 17% too lmaooo. This does not include my YouTube history which is probably double that lol.

I'm never truly alone in my shop 😭

theyre calling me the Fresh Prince of Dell Air

Looks like they’ve all been spritzed with canola oil

Only Karp worth listening to is the band

Tom Sawyer vs. Injun Joe and his dinosaur(?) in SETA’s “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” for the Nintendo Entertainment System (1989).

There are two Tom Sawyer Nintendo games, a lightly racist platformer from SETA, and a stunningly racist JRPG from Square as seen above. The JRPG was never localized outside of Japan.

There’s a Tom Sawyer JRPG

Not one of the better matrons IMO

YouTube video by HardcoreRadioStation Eyehategod - Dixie Whiskey

Is this the best metal riff? m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yn9...

Have you heard of Pere Ubu?