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Stay pissed off, AOC. Fuck these pushover Democratic fossils.

This is like Charlie Brown trusting that Lucy won't swipe the football this time.

I've folded laundry slower than you folded on the Senate floor. You're a spineless, servile shitsack. Shut the fuck up and put yourself out to pasture.

Black TikTok does not give a fuck 🤣

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White nationalist and hardline 2nd Amendment supporter Charlie Kirk was sacrificed on the altar of his own rhetoric today during an event at Utah Valley University. He was assassinated immediately after suggesting that transgender people were responsible for mass shootings.

He was sacrificed on the altar he helped build.

The headline should be "Schumer finally fucking does something substantive in the Senate".

I will not censor words like "fuck", for the daily obscenities gurgling from the human sewer pipes that comprise this administration are orders of magnitude more grotesque.

Last I checked, boiling was a form of cooking.

Cultists are generally incapable of admitting they've been played until it completely destroys their lives. Sometimes not even then.

Always did.

I knew she wrote vapid books praising selfishness, but it seems she was also a full-blown cult leader.

How sad for you. 🎻

Fuck Putin, fuck Trump, and if you don't see the immense fucking problem here, fuck you too.

Being on X is putting money in K-hole Hitler's pocket.

Hitler Youth Barbie is starting to age out of her role. She better find a new way to kiss fascist ass. Or better yet, she could just shut the fuck up.

I'm all about appropriate swearing. Also fucking inappropriate goddamn swearing, fuck yeah!

You're welcome. Feel free to add suggestions, I'll look them over and add them.

This goes beyond careless stupidity. Trump is not in control, he's just a puppet. We can debate who is holding the strings, but left to his own devices I doubt he could be bothered to care about some satellites one way or the other.

"Kakistocracy" literally means "rule by the worst people," but I like to think it means "rule by shitheads." The root word "kakos" (bad) may be etymologically related to "kakka" (crap), so it's not really a stretch.

I see you've found my ex's home territory.

She used to look like a normal crazy person. Now she looks like a possessed Barbie doll.

It's an apocalyptic death cult.

Just last night, yeah.

I wouldn't wipe my ass with that rag.

We're the Rohirrim, but we're scattered. We need to form up.

This entire goddamn regime is a giant fucking security breach. We failed to shoot down the uruk-hai with the bomb, and now Helm's Deep has a gaping hole in the wall.