Doctor The Frog

in the USA if you're a citizen and honk your car horn to warn people about the president's secret masked kidnappers in their unmarked cars they change the license plates on daily they'll smash your car window with the barrel of their loaded firearm, that's my suggestion for thanksgiving family talk

I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so

Hey! That image looks like it's stolen from that cartoonist I like.

Oh. It's posted by that cartoonist. Here on the social media site where I follow him.

Um...

Carry on.

bad news for trump, seems bansky has depicted him holding a red balloon beside a kid who clearly wants the balloon BAD but instead trump is handing it to a fancy tuxedo man in a top hat who's got a big bag with a dollar sign on it, even though he clearly doesn't even CARE about the balloon at ALL

Andrew Cuomo is fuming that he decided to use Charisma as his dump stat.

Shot + chaser

Every house I have rented, I have cleaned spotlessly at the end of my contract, yet every house I have rented has been dirty when I have begun to rent it. Is this in fact my main function in the universe, to be trapped for eternity on a carousel of house cleaning on behalf of landlords?

They're never going to let Trump talk to anyone other than Stephen Miller again.

Hey! That image looks like it's stolen from that cartoonist I like.

Oh. It's posted by that cartoonist. Here on the social media site where I follow him.

Um...

Carry on.

Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.

They misidentified the intern. The judge told them they had misidentified the intern. But instead of double checking, they took that as an affront to their authority. So they surrounded the judge's car and threatened to smash the windows to get to the intern.

They had misidentified the intern.

wow i love living in the Freest Country in the Freedomverse

Respectfully, what’s the debate?

The president of the United States has called for the trial and execution of members of Congress in a manner that would make Charles I blush.

As a constitutional matter, I fail to see where there is room for reasonable disagreement about what happened yesterday.

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

lol

Hey Buddy. Do you know why people dress in comfy clothes with as little metal as possible? It’s because the TSA can’t tell the difference between underwire and a bomb.

Hope that helps.

The Title is "Wombat Architecture Critics". The drawing is of a cube shaped building with 2 wombats looking at it. One says to the other "Well that looks like shit".

In a gmail account I created a few days ago, this setting was already turned on (next to a lying message saying what I "agreed to").

When I logged into an account I have had for many years, I was met with a popup asking if I want to turn it on.

There are a lot of questions they could have asked her, instead of lobbing softball after softball, but the most important one of all was “FUCKING WHY?”

Probably a good time to remind people that there literally isn't even a road between South and North America because of the Darien Gap, one of the most inhospitable regions of the world. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dari%C3...

I just assume any question about him is routed immediately to his phone for him to answer personally as part of his grind.

Bill Cassidy should be required to have this shit framed and hung where he can see it every time he sits at his desk

this is the bargain you made, asshole

you knew better and you did this to the rest of us anyway

…I essentially had to teach that the correct answer for our board exams for the patient would be referral for ECT evaluation. But that we couldn’t actually do that in practice. And then we’d try to figure out which suboptimal alternative to try. /end

I don’t know how true that actually was, but it sounded plausible enough. It certainly was true that you couldn’t get them. It felt like I was trying to practice without a full set of tools. Very frustrating. It was awkward when I had (geriatrics) fellows and we’d see a patient who might benefit…

I knew the main psychiatrist in my area doing them, and I was able to discuss candidate appropriateness. When I moved to a new state, I found it to be essentially impossible to get it. Allegedly the only doc who had been doing them in the area didn’t do enough to cover high malpractice insurance…

I’m not going read the article…you’ve already told me that it will just make me mad.

For some patients, it’s a really useful treatment. I trained in an area where I was able to refer for it. My main issues were regarding stigma (made worse by media portrayals)…

The conclusion you'd inevitably come to would be "oh so it turns out we're apocalyptically stupid and our thoughts should be quarantined from the general population instead of constantly repeated to millions of people as a gas leak in audio form"

This is exactly what you two boneheads wanted and it's going like complete shit, wouldn't it be awesome if you could think about the implications of that for three seconds

Peace on earth; goodwill towards men.

Please.

BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave

Wow, UK Labour just gets worse and worse, eh?