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So gargamel doesn't like being called a short little bald bitch. Noted

Unless this headline is from the onion this is bullshit

The only time I sky dove was tandem. After the chute opened the instructor unhooked this clip that adjusted me like 4 inches lower so he could see, but he didn't tell me and for a split second I thought he cut me loose. So this story hits close to home and reminds me of my .002 seconds of terror.

You said up, I think you meant off

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So we should be getting a Jake tapper book any day now right ........ Right?

This is one of the main reasons I refuse to use AI, it's collosal environmental impact to make videos of cats dancing and a racist chat bot

At least the 2021 model 3 has a manual door release on the inside for the driver and passenger. Not 100% sure it's in the back too. It's kind of hidden by the window controls.

The Democratic Party needs to get younger, feistier, smarter at messaging and more in touch with the electorate, both at the state and federal levels.

Democratic voters need to get more discerning about who they choose to fight against the rising tide of oligarchic fascism.

1/6

What if we all just sign up get the bonus and quit 🤷🏻 they seem disorganized enough that there's a higher than zero percent chance they didn't think of that.

"basically"

Like why is everything basically something else?

Musta been a real bad dementia outburst this time

They look like conjoined twins riding the dragon together

Ya but c'mon. Biden made that slip up in the debate and eggs were expensive so how could have the country gone in any other direction here than fascism?

** Screams into pillow again** 🙃

Trying to put Humpty Dumpty back together again

I have a solution that can make everyone happy in this situation.

Tyler wants to fuck his computer screen so badly

Jeffries should make an AI video of johnson breastfeeding off trump and follow up with the response, it's just a joke Mike, your daddy wouldn't even give you milk if he could, get over it

Time to dust this one off

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This dude has undeniable Salacious B. Crumb vibes

I have a master's in Public Administration and it's literally 2 years worth of education explicitly explaining why running govt like a business is wrong and absolutely f-ing stupid.

Whenever I hear anyone say, govt should be run like a business, I just immediately assume they're an uneducated boob

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And if they don't agree to meet Chuck is ready to shame them with this vicious meme

Navy even goes with black pants?

I thought those were prerequisites

Serious Saturday morning vibes from that post

You were seriously born like 60 years too late 🤣

No no no, we need grandpa Chuck to ask slightly less politely for a meeting. That should do it.

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It's not the insult they think it is, it's actually pretty fucking awesome 🤘🏻

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