Miss Sassy Pants

The fact that you cuss like a sailor in your posts and that you don’t hold back on telling us how you feel are two of my favorite things about your posts!

I like the part where sundowning grandpa mcfuddlepants uses the word ‘excepting’ when the word he needed to use was ‘accepting’. 🙄

President Dump Truck loves to babble on and on about how he’s the greatest and just the best at everything. I’ll give him this - he IS the best at doing the absolute worst shit possible. 💩 💩

Yeah, when he writes that people “freak out” upon seeing the Oval Office, it’s not because they’re awed over the quality and beauty. It’s more like they can’t believe someone could be that audaciously tasteless and tacky.

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Oh, sweet baby Jesus! Higgins needs to seriously STFU and calm down. (I’m ashamed to say that he’s from my state.)

55 years ago for me!

Oh, god, don’t get me started on him. I absolutely hate that he hails from my state.

But, I agree with you that by and large, white people in red states equals bad.

For the record, I’m a white person who is dyed in the wool blue, in a totally red state, and so is my husband. We are tiny blue dots in the sea of red that is Louisiana. ☺️

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I mean, I guess that Dump Truck could just steal a Nobel Peace Prize from someone who’s awarded one. Kind of like he stole that world soccer cup from that team and now proudly displays it in the Oval Office along with all of his other tacky gold crap.

That great orange turd knows nothing about subtlety. In his addled brain, “real men” make an obvious show of force.

Oh god, I wish!

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I love Apothic wines!

What kind of cowards? The worst kind.

Love this!

I love him! I’d also love to see him run for POTUS one day! He’s my second favorite choice for the job behind Pete Buttigieg. I wouldn’t say no to a Buttigieg/Jefferies ticket or vice versa!

So apparently you’re not allowed to speak against Orange Foolius OR any member of his insane clown posse, lest you get body slammed to the ground. Make no mistake these are scary times, my friends, and I fear that it’s only going to get worse.

Amen, girl!

I love him so much! I really hope he goes far!

Indeed!

I’ve got my honey of 32+ years. ☺️

Congratulations! You deserve to be happy! ❤️

CHIEFS, BABY! We did this thing! The only team in NFL history to make it to 3 Super Bowls in a row. Even the so-called GOAT, Tom frickin’ Brady never managed that! #Chiefs #KansasCity #ChiefsKingdom

And the runner up this week for women with brass balls (Michelle Obama taking the 1st place prize) is the president of Mexico and her red hat that says Make America Mexicana Again.

I applaud Michelle Obama and fully support her decision not to attend the inauguration of Orange Foolius. As far as I’m concerned, Monday is the end of the world as we know it.

He is just too much sometimes, but you gotta love him! Even if he did pick Jared Goff for this week’s Himmy.

I’m in love with whoever made this picture! 😂