Levi

Celebrity dinner date is so funny to me, it’s always like “he’s on his way to Ella in Derby, but is she prepared for a CELEBRITY to come to her home?” and it’s just some guy who was in casa amor for two days and didn’t even get picked to go to the main love island villa

Am I just a big weirdo or does anyone else get dead anxious in the build up to Christmas, take a few days to feel “normal” again after all the overstimulation and palaver and then get anxious for it being new years

The diva has spoken x

I’ve just learned what eggnog is at my big age and sorry but it sounds like glugging on a cake mix

Every time I think about George Michael not being alive to see last christmas be the christmas number one two years in a row I get dead sad

My mums house has been empty for months (she passed in August) and I’ve just been there to finish emptying it out and her neighbours have been posting christmas cards??? What planet are they on

Jail for people who call pepperoni “pepperami”

Being the executor of someone’s stuff is absolutely diabolical, do not recommend. I’ve told my bf that he’s not allowed to die before me because there’s no way I’m doing this again x

Not to sound like a rotten cow but when it comes to dealing with bereavement why are services so… incompetent? Nothing WORKS!!!

They’re playing cat stevens wild world in rudys

We all got scratchcards with prizes on at the work Christmas party and I won a days annual leave… Donatella VERSACE💜

Why did I come to the hairdressers in a jumper dress may I ask

Desperately need this t-shirt that I saw on a facebook ad

The diabolical past few months I’ve had has given me an eye twitch and the only way for it to go is to “avoid stress” apparently. Like if only it was that simple diva!!!

I know it’s December but why have they got heaters blaring at the GYM of all places

“Young man” sir you are 55 years of age

Accidentally put an extra scoop into my preworkout and I feel like I can see through space and time

The festive period always makes me thankful that I decided against having kids because there’s no way you’d catch me going breakfast with santa or trafford tinsel town

I haven’t watched wicked and don’t really have plans to but I’ve just bought the Elphaba and Glinda robinsons juice just because it’s ✨shimmery✨

I wish that spotify wrapped told you the top % of listeners that you are in for all your top 5 artists because I’m seeing people in the highest like 1% for charli xcx with about 500 mins and I deffo listened to her more than that but she’s my number 2

I’m so predictable

My current business idea is “sim in the gym” - basically a gym with gaming laptops attached to treadmills for the divas who love playing sims but also wanna get their steps in (aka me)

Just me and my emotional support squashies against the world 🫡

Treated myself to some purology shampoo and condish and my hair feels gorg but it smells like a packet of polos

I’m sure stats.fm is broken because my 3rd most played song this month is something that I’ve never heard of in my life

Waiting for spotify wrapped

How it feels to be at work the day after brat tour

Spent an hour in the queue for lana del rey presale for anfield and noped out as soon as I got through after seeing the cheapest tickets were £92 😳 and pitch standing was £171!! Diva that’s £50 more than what I paid for the eras tour no thanks!!!!

Said that I’d never go anfield again after the trauma of trying to get home after the eras tour but might have to go back on my word oops

Being a millennial with gen z siblings is so funny like why was I teaching my sister about the chokehold timbaland had on us all yesterday