13. And Chemistry. Because why not.
14. Oh, Literature is a category? That one too.

Swatching for gauge (Trump method).

1. Knit swatch 4 inches square.
2. Claim swatch is 6 inches square.
3. Do not block swatch. Blocking is woke.
4. Measure gauge.
5. If gauge is off, smash ruler.
6. Claim ruler was made by Biden.
7. Gauge is now correct.
8. Continue to not release Epstein files.

𐌉 𐌂ዐ𐌌ቹ ጎ𐌍 𐌓ቹ𐌀ር𐌄

Man’s Best Friend: Love for Dogs in the 10th century - Medievalists.net Dogs are often praised for their loyalty and friendship - the same was true 1100 years ago, according to The Book on The Superiority of Dogs over many of Those who wear Clothes.

Man’s Best Friend: Love for Dogs in the 10th century www.medievalists.net/2022/06/mans... #Dogs

Rubin opens its eye. And what it sees is the Universe. Mind-blowing first images from the huge telescope.

I give you a momentary reprieve from the madness:

The Vera Rubin Observatory has taken its first images of the sky, and they are *extraordinary*. Mind blowing detail, jaw dropping beauty.

badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/rubin-open...

🔭 🧪

10/10 catface reveal

Embiggening proves otherwise, but I instinctively thought I had died of dysentery.

If anything, the “no thanks, we’ve got it” will piss him off just as much as the protests.

Perfect for the dice goblin in your friend group.

Some might end up in treats receivable, though.

I suppose it’s better than the Sudden Arboreal Stop, uh… rapid unscheduled disassembly.

A doggo I once sat decided to take me to the dog beach by the long way round, when I thought being dressed for the office was a good enough excuse to not let her swim.

The (nested) cat traps are working.

…how many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?

Mystery of Orange Cats Finally Solved—They're Mutants Your orange cat may host a never-before-seen genetic pathway for color pigmentation, according to new studies

Have an orange cat? (Does it have the shared braincell today?)

Scientists have proven they are mutants (which we already knew).

www.scientificamerican.com/article/this...

Instead of cookies, Girl Scouts are selling lemonade – and making an absolute fortune.

(Opens unit conversion app on phone) Oh, that *does* sound unreasonably wire for Iceland!

Are you saying they shoulda picked a guy from Saint Louis?

Not butting in on baseball, especially since the Cubs are a home team for the guy, but as a New Yorker I may have some words about his views on pizza.

Photo of a longhaired tortie cat lying on a sunny sidewalk with grass lawn on either side. It has a round little dark object in front of it, a toy maybe.

Writing on the back of this photo from my collection says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”.

Walk the Lie

Alternatively, The Blue Brothers.

Flowering tree in Prospect Park, Brooklyn. I’m pretty sure it’s a redbud.

Cats need a book?!

John le Fucker was an Englishman who is known for his unusual surname, as documented in a 26 April 1278 administrative record that declared he was imprisoned for double murder and seeking bail. Le Fucker's name has been called the earliest recorded instance of the English swear word fuck

happy birthday to the f word!!! sort of

Double dangle

#4 immediately suggested a bit in an episode of the West Wing in which Margaret inadvertently takes out the WH email servers by starting a reply-all laden discussion of muffins or some such.

Video Title: Have Archaeologists Found Joan of Arc's Lost Remains?

My Brain: Where? In an ashtray?

To be fair, food is pretty nice in most shapes.

I meant the dance-y kind of Crab Rave, but your version works too.