Ezra 🍄🌈

Living my best mushie dreams with your delightful stickers 🍄✨

Katamari Damacy-style game where you stagger around a large grocery store collecting more and more items you have to awkwardly position about your body because like a fool you thought you didn’t need a cart.

Pickles!

Here are some nice wild flowers (this is a bribe for you to look at my post below)

trans people should be allowed to not be inspiring.

Said like an introvert

An email that reads: We are planning to only have first names on name tags but wanted to ask each panelist if they prefer to have no name tags. We are thinking about your safety and privacy after the event. We are going to forgo streaming it online this year or recording it. It is (redacted) understanding of current legislation that we are able to host this event and are in accordance with the law as we understand the wording. If, however, federal, state, or local laws change or get clarified beyond our current understanding we might have to postpone this event. If this occurs, speakers will still be paid their contracts. We do not anticipate this and hope it does not become an eventuality, but I was advised to put this in the communication to each panelist. Take care, stay safe, and I look forward to seeing you March 31 at 1pm.

Tmw you get the following email for a speaking engagement you've been asked to do at the local community college for Trans Day of Visibility

Cool cool cool

'ey! I have those socks too! Hello fellow Awesome Sock club member!

I have never had a new York bagel but I feel like that would solve some of my problems.

It was delicious bread. That's what happened.

And stuff still happened.

I was outside the other day soaking in the sun and found a delightful little snow slush pile to splish splash in for a moment and a friend commented how childlike I can be. I said "I like finding little joys where I can" to which he said "I know and I love that"

Neurodivergent people *have* to stand with LGBTQ+ people, forever. No question. We are family 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (pls can we have our rainbow infinity symbol, emoji makers?)

A tabby kitten laying on top of an older pied tabby cat laying in the sun. The kitten is licking the older cat's head

Sunbathing sometimes requires real baths too.

You gotta fight
For your right
To eeeeeeeeeeexist

Are blogs still a thing? Remember when everyone, especially their moms, had them? Now I feel like that's podcasts...

He's also the king, dontcha know

Dad Joke of the Day:

I Googled "Missing Medieval Servant"
but it came back "Page Not Found"

#DJotD

Oh gods, I accidentally interacted with a bot and now they're coming out of the woodworks

Right? Her name is Millie. She walked right up to us on the street in October as a tiny 4 week old kitten

A gray tabby kitten in the arms of a white guy with pink hair

Everyone needs a snuggly coworker

And then people that say this like to gaslight you.

Today is garbage. My entire system is in flight mode.

They continue to try to erase us

Ok but also like space heaters to keep us from becoming blocks of ice

Same! It always makes me smile to see little shrooms popping up

Oh you would approve. It's a group of eco dorks making bad puns to raise funds for a charity supporting biodiversity research