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@jesterkingmars.bsky.social

Court Jester extraordinaire.

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Latest posts by jesterkingmars.bsky.social on Bluesky

One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!

06.08.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1066    ๐Ÿ” 499    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

I really hope Galaxy print doesn't make a comeback

06.08.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I had shitty music teachers growing up because trying to teach myself music theory now isn't as nebulous and infuriating as they made it feel

29.07.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking about Domo-kun

28.07.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just dawned on me that the tote bag I use every day I've had for 9 years.

25.07.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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St. Trina for @/cinderflower.bsky.social ๐Ÿ–ค

24.07.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 496    ๐Ÿ” 159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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๐Ÿ”

15.07.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 161    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Wonder how many Sexy Labubus we'll see on Halloween this year

19.07.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Labuwu

16.07.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two Theythems listening to the same song. Riding different trains going in opposite directions towards the same destination.

14.07.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Realized I'm 1/2 of a hipster couple from an IFC movie and I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

11.07.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really rawdoggin today by not wearing eyeliner

06.07.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hugh Hefner was a furry

03.07.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2023

23.12.2024 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 499    ๐Ÿ” 220    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a digital drawing of a young character with a turquoise bow on her head. She possesses canine-like features and wears a white outfit with yellow gloves. To the right of her is text that reads "Fuck it, let's make a website!"

a digital drawing of a young character with a turquoise bow on her head. She possesses canine-like features and wears a white outfit with yellow gloves. To the right of her is text that reads "Fuck it, let's make a website!"

I've slapped together approximately 173 pages of material that aims to teach programming a personal website with HTML and CSS to artists, animators, writers, music producers, etc.

F*ck It, Let's Make a Website Part 1 is now live โœจ
Go here to read: bit.ly/filmawPartOne
More info below ๐Ÿ‘‡

20.06.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11822    ๐Ÿ” 5498    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 265    ๐Ÿ“Œ 120

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

21.06.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27784    ๐Ÿ” 5105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 912    ๐Ÿ“Œ 615
An ink of a woman with a long sword surround be other floating magical swords

An ink of a woman with a long sword surround be other floating magical swords

Sword witch

16.06.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3473    ๐Ÿ” 828    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
a tiny white fluffy pomeranian is belly-up in a personโ€™s lap. she looks a little nervous, and her front paws are being held in the personโ€™s hands. all four paws have the teensiest little black toe beans, each one small and perfect. sheโ€™s got nothing to worry about.

a tiny white fluffy pomeranian is belly-up in a personโ€™s lap. she looks a little nervous, and her front paws are being held in the personโ€™s hands. all four paws have the teensiest little black toe beans, each one small and perfect. sheโ€™s got nothing to worry about.

This is Miso. She is reporting for her weekly paw inspection. All toe beans are accounted for and are as teeny tiny as ever. Inspection passed with flying colors. 12/10 (IG: lifewith_miso)

16.06.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9470    ๐Ÿ” 667    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 129    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

I FORGOT TO GRAB MY RED BULL ON THE WAY OUT !?!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

15.06.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gave myself a tummy ache by eating chocolate cake for breakfast.

15.06.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My neurospicy coworker is on vacation this week so my coworkers have been exposed to my neurospicyness without his to distract them and now they are looking at me like they look at him.

12.06.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People don't pay attention to shapes, how they fit in space or weight distribution and that upsets me every time. :(

12.06.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When they f*ck me good I set up the fan by their desk so they stay cool during meetings. Jay Z is getting red lobster. We are not the same.

12.06.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Digital illustration of a struggling unicorn treading forward, while carrying a man on its back. The man is holding a staff yielding a blue flame, and he is wearing an icy crown. The unicorn's legs look like they're about to give up, with their back straining under the weight, its wispy hair trailing the earth, and its giant unicorn horn blaring red.

Digital illustration of a struggling unicorn treading forward, while carrying a man on its back. The man is holding a staff yielding a blue flame, and he is wearing an icy crown. The unicorn's legs look like they're about to give up, with their back straining under the weight, its wispy hair trailing the earth, and its giant unicorn horn blaring red.

the final steps

12.06.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 319    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vampire Hunter D

04.05.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1745    ๐Ÿ” 512    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A photo of 4 stickers featuring nature themes

A photo of 4 stickers featuring nature themes

New stickers available ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐ŸŒฟ www.etsy.com/shop/moosekl...

04.05.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 192    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

oh im not โ€˜supposedโ€™ to hide in the churrรณ batter an beg to be coated in cimminom i thought this was a democracy

17.12.2024 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 698    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Commission art of an oc belonging to tsuwabuki on tumblr. A pale centaur with a crescent moon shaped unicorn horn is elegantly adorn in frills and laces. There are fabrics flowing like water through the dark contrasting background dappled by ornamental flowers and birds. He is missing one arm where a large bow tied in a shape reminiscent of a butterfly is.

Commission art of an oc belonging to tsuwabuki on tumblr. A pale centaur with a crescent moon shaped unicorn horn is elegantly adorn in frills and laces. There are fabrics flowing like water through the dark contrasting background dappled by ornamental flowers and birds. He is missing one arm where a large bow tied in a shape reminiscent of a butterfly is.

Centaur unicorn for
#NationalUnicornDay โœจโœจ

09.04.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5198    ๐Ÿ” 1625    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
a unicorn girl with a blood tipped horn

a unicorn girl with a blood tipped horn

apparently it's #NationalUnicornDay! I have one of those ๐Ÿฆ„

09.04.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5196    ๐Ÿ” 954    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Tweet that reads, โ€œmy bf is playing helldivers and some Indian guy immediately started roasting him saying โ€œpay my tariffs white boyโ€ over and overโ€.

Tweet that reads, โ€œmy bf is playing helldivers and some Indian guy immediately started roasting him saying โ€œpay my tariffs white boyโ€ over and overโ€.

*cough laughs*

10.04.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10595    ๐Ÿ” 1624    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

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