I can’t. Seriously.
I mean it.
I’m busy.
Me:
11.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have plans.
Very important plans.
These plans will always be more important than whatever you’re trying to get me to go to.
That is all.
Here are the plans:
11.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Women: he’s probably cheating on me
Men: playing guitar for dog on floor 🐕🎸
10.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If I got to jail tonight…
This is why.
08.02.2026 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Women: he’s probably cheating on me.
Men:
08.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I can’t. I’m busy. 🎸🐕
04.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Reading this gave me an aneurism 🐕👁️
02.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My dog has opinions during guitar practice 🐕💭🎸
01.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My weekend plans?
Same as every weekend.
Playing guitar with my dog of course!
31.01.2026 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My dog’s intrusive thoughts are louder than my guitar
29.01.2026 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How I spend my nights… woof woof
29.01.2026 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How your email found me? As it always does 🎸🐕🦺
28.01.2026 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Plansplaining
27.01.2026 02:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My dog didn’t clap? 🤔
26.01.2026 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The birds know… THEY KNOW!
26.01.2026 01:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What's different now?
TikTok's back for US users, but only because Trump promised to extend ByteDance's deadline to sell.
20.01.2025 12:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How'd people react?
Mostly memes - jokes about Instagram Reels, panic posts, and later, takes on the political chess move of unbanning it.
20.01.2025 12:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Why?
Security concerns about Chinese ownership. The push started under Trump in 2020, gained steam after FBI warnings in 2022
20.01.2025 12:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
TikTok got banned in the US. 14 hours later? Unbanned.
What?
Biden signed a bill forcing TikTok to sell or be banned. It went down Sunday, but Trump promised to stop the ban, bringing it back hours later.
20.01.2025 12:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh well.
Shoulda. Woulda. Coulda.
17.01.2025 19:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You should be subscribed to it.
You’re not.
Change that:
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17.01.2025 19:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I should be writing my newsletter.
I’m not.
17.01.2025 19:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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17.01.2025 15:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Give up on love. 🦆
Not my Ai newsletter. 😂
17.01.2025 15:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I guess it wasn't cancelled, but I can't get enough Seinfeld.
16.01.2025 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you dominate every social media channel on the planet
16.01.2025 17:11 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
I argue with demons, but same difference
16.01.2025 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Refractor was my nickname in high school
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