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Why Ichiro won’t stop working like a player: ‘Seeing makes the message so much more believable’ Whether in his role working with the Mariners, or in his efforts to promote girls baseball in Japan, Ichiro works like he's still a player

Why Ichiro won’t stop working like a player: ‘Seeing makes the message so much more believable’ www.nytimes.com/athletic/666...

A pigeon radiating blue light attacks a flying toaster radiating yellow light. The toaster launches its bread in surprise. The text reads: Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov

You see this outside go back in.

Birthday remembrance - Jim Henson #botd

Metal Gear Online Was A Stealthy And Silly Good Time The upcoming remake of Snake Eater is expected to receive an online mode later this year

I had a lot of fun with this game. It was very clunky, but there's nothing else like it.

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10 Films To Watch After Playing Death Stranding 2 Take a trip through the wide web of influences that helped make Death Stranding 2

A list of films from directors who appear in Death Stranding 2:

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Trump Went to War With the Ivies. Community Colleges Are Being Hit.

the trump administration is selling its war on higher education as a strike against the elites who have disadvantaged ordinary americans. in actuality, the administration is destroying advanced education for *everyone* in pursuit of its effort to deskill the american public

Do not lead the goats.

The conditions necessary to create a NASA, no longer exist.

The US spent the last *half century* deliberately destroying every single thing you need to build a NASA

Remember that NASA was only able to *start* because the rich were being taxed at 90+% marginal rates.

Now, *you* pay a greater percent of your income as taxes than any billionaire.

You're just not gonna get NASA back without billionaires paying taxes again.

“keep your friends close”

[puts friends in right front jeans pocket]

“but keep your enemies closer”

[puts enemies in little pocket that’s inside right front jeans pocket]

Feeling anxious? Nervous? On edge? That's because I've been running towards you at full speed for the last eight minutes.

A placard with the following text NO ICE ACCESS IN THIS OFFICE PRIVATE PROPERTY - ENTRY RESTRICTED BY LAW NOTICE TO ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT & IMMIGRATION AGENTS: This is a private workplace. You are not permitted to enter non-public areas of this office (including offices, break rooms, storage areas, and staff-only areas) without a valid judicial warrant signed by a federal judge or magistrate An ICE administrative warrant (Form I-200 or 1-205) does not authorize entry into private areas of this office. You may not question emplovees or search the premises without proper legal authorify. All employees and visitors have the right to remain silent and the right to an attorney. IF YOU ATTEMPT TO ENTER THIS OFFICE WITHOUT A VALID JUDICIAL WARRANT, YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE. IF YOU PRESENT A JUDICIAL WARRANT, PLEASE NOTIFY MANAGEMENT AND LEGAL COUNSEL IMMEDIATELY BEFORE PROCEEDING. IF YOU ENTER, YOU ARE TRESPASSING, AND WE WILL SEEK LEGAL RECOURSE. This policy is in compliance with: U.S. Constitution, Fourth Amendment California Government Code $ 7285.1 California Labor Code $ 1019.2 Immigrant Worker Protection Act (AB 450)

We are posting this placard at all of our offices and asking our union contract farms to post as well.

We encourage our friends to put up similar placards at their business as immigration agents do not have the right to go on private property without permission.

if you ask it for a thing that looks like an answer, it gives you a thing that looks like an answer

if you ask it for a thing that looks like a source, it gives you thing that looks like a source

if you tell it that it's wrong and ask it for a thing that looks like an apology, that's what you get

the boy who cried wolf would be a way cooler story if actual wolves came out of his eyes

This policy alone will do enough to slow PRC brain drain into the United States that China should remove Rubio from its sanctions list as a gesture of appreciation.

a very tiny cat that looks like a tiny black dot

the little cat with a pen for scale

decided to draw the tiniest poorly drawn cat to ever exist

While idioms such as "served on toast" and "serve someone on toast" date back to the mid-1800s, the simpler "toast" (as in "You're toast" or "We're toast") is first found in Ghostbusters (1984). Bill Murray ad-libbed "This chick is toast!" from a scripted line "I'm gonna turn this guy into toast."

he man from the masters of the universe is pointing at the camera with a light coming out of his fist . Alt: he man punching the screen because a kid was being a dick

People forget that at the end of every episode, He-Man would tell kids to not be dicks and then punch them in the face so they remembered it.

YouTube video by dexturt blin cat

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0cqX...

The best blini cat meme ever made.

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IKEA is experiencing a global credit card processing outage. #IKEA

This is so fucking good

Six M&Ms in order of consumption, from top: Brown, orange, blue, yellow, red, green.

Also, and this is important, the correct Order of Consumption for M&Ms (regular or peanut) is: Brown, Orange, Blue, Yellow, Red, Green. Sort into groups. In the absence of any color, move to the next color in the OoC. Deviation from this OoC will be subject to severe penalty. You have been warned.

Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all

Your School House Rock moment......

the reason i'd want anakin and obi wan to have similar backgrounds because i want them to basically represent two competing responses to deprivation: obi wan seeks a world where no one suffers like he did, anakin decides he wants to be so powerful so no one can make him suffer again.

Maybe if it had a 5 star rating...

in like 50 years you’ll be able to trade a pack of cigarettes for 100 acres of land