Big Dumb Red Beard Guy

not being able to eat something called a zamboni just feels wrong

Without hearing the audio, let me just go out on the most sturdy limb possible and say "fuck Jake Tapper".

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

Big facts. Besides the fact we're 5 minutes in.

Warning as spoof refugee housing letters posted through letterboxes Residents living on streets with St George's flags were told they could soon be housing refugees.

A bunch of English types got letters saying if they flew the flag, they'd have to house Muslims of the "Pha Rage" clan, but they could opt out by calling what Americans would term as a 900 number for a sex line.

Tremendous work.

if you're too much of a chicken shit to even name the identity and cultural issues you want to abandon, then maybe you know this is morally wrong.

I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.

JESUS CHRIST DUDE

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

well well well...

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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The ultra-rare Negative Sauce Dap.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Shout out to Ray-Ray on not getting caught up.

Bsky skeets

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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

an FBI official says the alleged NBA gambling ring involves the "Toronto Rangers" (not a real team), which doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the quality of their investigation

JEE-ZUS Cuomo's comms team sucks.

"Let's get a picture with the current, loathed mayor, who isn't even engaged with the picture, in the BIG MONEY SEATS at a NYC event that, in a better world, would be cheaper."

Devils #1!

#NJDevils

I'll add Nightwish "Scaretale" to the "eh, close enough" list. Kids singing creepily, breakdown goes a surprising direction, and Annette's "squeeeeeealing PIGS!" is one of my favorite vocal takes ever.

youtu.be/rnYrscO5eN8?...

Not the point AT ALL but "indecent liberties" is nuts.

Why not also call him an odorous mountebank and slap him with an empty white glove?

So we're good now, right guys?

Fat little brown/white/grey bird with a yellow tummy stands on concrete with flora behind it

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