Bretton

BG3, Cyberpunk, and I just got into No Man’s Sky and am really enjoying it.

Now that I’m an old, single-player games are where it’s at

chipotle has gotten so expensive they should ask what we’re celebrating tonight

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.

Kirk needs to be a Jay for life

this ump is either too inept to ump little league, or blatantly fixing the game

There’s no chance anyone at Apple watches sports, because the score spoiling should have killed that feature dead

Also, how did nobody think “if they actually like a team, wouldn’t they be watching their games anyway?”

just an insanely bad call

Alejandro Kirk takes a hack for the fences. He looks beautiful

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

BLUE JAYS!!! VLADDY IS STRONGER THAN THE LEAF JERSEY CURSE!!!

trip hop was my gateway drug to electronic music

aws outages should be like a snow day for tech workers

I say this with pure hater energy, but is there anything more performative than post-marathon runners meandering through the city all afternoon?

Like, what do you want, a medal? Oh wait you already have one. I thought you were all doing this for yourselves? You can go home now, good job

That’s one of your annoying Pacific Northwest birds; we don’t have those here in the east

First off: the Jays just finished doing the world a favour by beating da jankees (you’re all welcome)

Second: geese, seagulls, and woodpeckers are all way more annoying, and any real mariner should hate pelicans & osprey more since they eat all the fish

Third: LET’S GO BLUEJAYS

every "life-changing" productivity system is just:

- write things down
- look at what you wrote
- do those things

we've reinvented the todo list 47 times

wildly unnecessary loss

not pointing fingers but there were a whoooole lotta people actin wild like this wasn’t a toronto sports team

a man is giving a lecture in front of a blackboard in a classroom while holding a piece of paper . ALT: a man is giving a lecture in front of a blackboard in a classroom while holding a piece of paper .

every time the yankees do something good

(and spent $300mil to do it)

more specifically, barrista oat milk

(even more specifically, earth’s own brand)

they were all out

Having lost my Grandmother to Alzheimer’s and my Pops to Lewy Body, this one hit hard. You’re a hell of a writer Mike.

a fun thing about the nhl preseason is that nothing good can happen for your team but horrifically bad things can happen to your players

tbh it’s why i stopped using bsky regularly

for every darth or jerry there are like a hundred terminally online killjoys

Billie the golden retriever, sitting in the grass with her ball

the demand is simple: ball

People will obsessively research all the boring pointless nerdy details about whatever a groyper is but when I recommend the complexity of deep space nine they say they dont have time for it

Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
It’s a
Roy-roy-roy-roy-roy-al treeeeat

wet leg was so good they even made a toronto crowd dance

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I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.