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State Department spokesman Matt Miller saying "THIS EMPHASIS ON BONERS HAS GIVEN ME AN IDEA FOR A NEW ADVENTURE IN CRIME! GOTHAM CITY WILL RUE THE DAY IT MENTIONED THE WORD BONER!"

22.11.2024 04:48 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kevin james looking cheeky in the norman rockwell painting with the guy standing up to bravely say something

her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting?

me:

03.10.2023 20:37 — 👍 5817 🔁 1218 💬 63 📌 30

shhh, he's using the phone

03.10.2023 15:58 — 👍 312 🔁 50 💬 3 📌 4

How you know Elon announced a new feature on Twitter

18.09.2023 22:17 — 👍 7994 🔁 2147 💬 56 📌 59

whats the lefts answer to this?

15.08.2023 19:31 — 👍 676 🔁 69 💬 72 📌 12

this is me. when you make fun of me, this is who you're making fun of (I'm the waterfall) (nobody makes fun of me)

15.08.2023 12:49 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thank you💕

12.08.2023 20:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Old thread on 4chan. The initial post posits the question “WHO WOULD WIN: A stick or 1000 US marines?”. The replies read: “Tough choice” “All it is is one marine to break the stick SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK” >reply to previous response “then you have two stick. Stick win every time.”

A few times a year I’ll suddenly remember this 4chan post apropos of nothing, during which time I’ll be laughing too hard to hold any form of conversation. That time is right now.

02.08.2023 12:35 — 👍 132 🔁 29 💬 3 📌 0

Twilight of the Serial Killer: Cases Like Gilgo Beach Become Ever Rarer Serial murders have dwindled, thanks to a cautious citizenry and improved technology. But sociopaths have found new methods of mayhem.

Rex Heuermann, the meticulous architectural consultant who the authorities say murdered three women and buried them on a Long Island beach more than a decade ago, may have been among the last of the dying breed of American serial killers

Even as serial killers came to inhabit a central place in the nation’s imagination — inspiring hit movies, television shows, books, podcasts and more — their actual number was dwindling dramatically. There were once hundreds at large, and a spike in the 1970s and ’80s terrified the country. Now only a handful at most are known to be active, researchers say.

While serial killers’ additions to that grim toll have become scant, documentaries, podcasts and shows examining their lives and crimes have boomed. And the internet has created virtual communities across the nation who trade sometimes-fantastical theories about real-life crimes. When Mr. Heuermann was arrested in July, crowds flocked to his home, a low red house tucked into a quiet block of Massapequa Park. They were lured by the chance to get a firsthand peek into what investigators say was a secret existence. But if the experts are correct, such opportunities to gawk will become increasingly rare.

This New York Times article about how serial killers are becoming more rare reads like a call-to-action to save an endangered species.

06.08.2023 14:25 — 👍 813 🔁 231 💬 57 📌 101

The dangerous convergence of religious nationalism in Israel and America Far-right religious nationalism in Israel and the United States is targeting Jewish critics of Israeli apartheid.

My latest for FOR-USA & Waging Nonviolence: Far-right Jewish & Christian nationalist movements in Israel & the US are working to silence Jewish critics of Israeli apartheid as "bad Jews" or to redefine them as not even Jewish. I take apart the history & recent trends.

07.08.2023 16:59 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

"discombobulate" is the sole survivor of the 1830s American fad for fake compound words in the style of mock Latin. Others that petered out with time were "scrumplicate" for eat, "spifflicate" for confuse, and the incandescent "absquatulate" for quit or abandon.

25.07.2023 11:44 — 👍 391 🔁 94 💬 31 📌 48

Dress posting

05.08.2023 00:44 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

acab includes cops

04.08.2023 22:49 — 👍 165 🔁 35 💬 11 📌 5