Mango Fett

Girls go to college to gain more knowledge
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Celebrities go to Epstein Island to do [[ABSOLUTELY NOTHING]]

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Trump introducing his Cabinet Appointees

Look Ma! I'm on TV!!!

Equal Respect? What kind of insane radical Far-Left agenda are you pedaling you fucking Soviet? 🔥

Another Banger Meme from my Family on WhatsApp (credit to my Dad this time)

President White is going to invade Mexico? Okay I take it all back, sign me up! 🔥

AOC is definitely my pick for the next FDR in 2028, but I'll freely admit to bias since I've been a Bernie Supporter for like... What? A decade now?

But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

And if you close yours eyes, does it almost feel like you've been here before?

There is only one logical path forward; FDR for 2028! ❤️ 💙

Sounds about right
Luigi Mangione is the 21st century's John Brown now I guess 🔥🇺🇸

"We're gonna erect another big beautiful wall and we're gonna call it the. Cotten curtain ladies and gentlemen isn't that just wonderful? The great big Cotten Curtain. Quite possibly, the greatest curtain ever constructed in the history of all mankind" - Don Ambrose Fauntroy

Oh my god, Farage is just a little bitch isn't he? Holy shit...

Forget "I say jump, you say how high?" This is "I say bend over, you say how far daddy?"

Grow a pair already Nigel. Christ!

Now that Susan Crawford has won the election, who else is hyped to see Elon Musk go on Fox News for another crying temper tantrum? 🍿 🍿 🍿

Sorry Elon, facts dont care about your feelings, and the fact is, even with your bribery, nobody likes you!!!
Wittle baby Ewon gonna go cwy on Fox News 🤣

I'm losing my shit laughing at this stupid fucking image oh my god. I can't... 💀

Shout out to New Jersey Senator Cory Booker for resisting with a filibuster in the Senate. Despite his grand posturing, Trump has shown time and again that he caves to pressure, now more than ever Democrats must fight back!

Also, insert obligatory Cory in the Senate Joke 🔥
God Speed Senator! ❤️

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility to all my Dear Friends and Strangers across the world. Like I said in my earlier posts these are trying times (especially for my Yankee mates) so I just wanna say don't worry about the future, I (and so many others) got your back no matter what 💪🏳️‍⚧️♥️

Stay Strong!

Is it just like, a rule that every Kennedy has holes on their brain?

Typical, Elon cries for himself when he loses his billions but not for the thousands of lives he's ruined. Let the spoilt man-child cry, sooner or later he'll realise nobody cares about his feewings

"Is that the kind of person we want protecting the Galaxy?"

"That's the only kind of person who can protect the Galaxy"

Not an American but I have many American friends who are personally impacted by the shit show in Washington rn.

I won't ramble or post some massive wall nobody will actually read, don't worry.

I just want to say, to my dear friends and also strangers dealing with this crap, I got your back 💪 ❤️ 🇺🇸

Great job cutting waste Elon!

I've heard a lot of people say that Robert F. Kennedy Jr has got a worm in his brain. Well I'm just here to say that is incredibly cruel...

The poor thing is gonna starve 💔🙏

Most Florida thing I think I've ever read

Still can't believe my Mum sent me this shit 🔥 (Makes for a Good First Post lol)