The Trash Heap Has Spoken

This is what I mean when I call for disobedience and disruption. It’s not violence I’m asking for, it’s protection. It’s sticking your neck out and saying NO, we will not stand quietly by and let this happen.

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Damn, boy. Do you see a giant white sheet pinned to my wall?

Because you keep projecting.

[pitching movie ideas]
• it’s a horror movie but about eating at Burger King
• a horror movie but a friend needs help to move
• a horror movie but the neighbors invite you over for dinner
• a horror movie but the world’s out of all stimulants
• a horror movie but it’s found footage of news from 2025

I love a thrill... like when you hold down backspace and it starts erasing like 10x faster fuck

You’re welcome. 😌

We won’t notice it at first

Maybe an outbreak of cholera in southwest Kansas goes undetected

Perhaps the number of flu related deaths ticks up just a bit each year

But-ultimately, inexorably-the destruction of the CDC will lead to countless deaths

All because of two men

Trump and RFK, Jr

Oh this one slaps.

Slaps me right in the GD FACE.

The young people who would have been most likely to lead the domestic anti-fascist fight in 2025 were repeatedly arrested, beat, jailed, mocked by elites and non-elites over the past 5 years. This was bipartisan. I find it interesting whenever some people ask 'where the young people are' now.

Gavin Newsom: Awesome now, lousy for ‘28 | Will Bunch Newsletter Plus, seriously, what is the deal with Trump’s health?

Yes, I agree with all the liberals jacked right now about Newsom. He is showing other Dems how to fight Trump, which is priceless

But...

...cozying up to AI billionaires, a flop on homelessness, his transgender betrayal, he's still a loser for '28

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MULDER AND SCULLY: [eating toast] we want to believe it’s butter

Trump is attempting to strong-arm Americans by deploying the National Guard to 19 different states. Our response must be economic resistance; fight back by halting, or at the very least, drastically reducing our spending.

What if the earth is flat, the sky is flat and space is flat and the universe is a lasagne

I deeply empathize with this. It’s truly disheartening.

Getting mulched into an unidentifiable mass by an enraged hippo would fix me

This hits home. In the fridge, to be exact. 😩

He’s so wise!

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The country and the dollar are collapsing because most white Americans don't want any Black Americans to have healthcare and clean water

That's what happened last November
You can't convince me otherwise

My version: get high, watch Drag Race re-runs, worry, and hope. Solidarity, friend. 💜

Think you’re old?? I just googled “best applesauce.” Unpack THAT.

More like…” I can’t find my glasses, where did I put my glasses” *dies*

We’re tearing honey mustard apart 😞

This. Exactly this. How do you replenish so that you can refill on the things you love??

How do you think honey mustard feels when it has to choose between me and you? 😭😭😭

Weird!

It’s time for a few small repairs, she said…

Welcome to your life…