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Well, it's going to be pretty hard to directly nail anything down to his dad never giving him a hug, but it's generally responsible for most everything surrounding him.

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Trump urged Americans to pray for Charlie Kirk, but he didn't specify what outcome to pray for.

So anyways, after over 40 years of godlessness, I'm giving prayer a go.

@michaelduggan.bsky.social spit or swallow?

4. This weird bohemian "this will pass" approach benefits evil. Good doesn't prevail when the tolerant try to make nice with the decidedly intolerant. Every single coddled, careful, response gets you nowhere, and keeps them afloat. You're making bad ideas credible by entertaining them.

3. In other words, can you just fucking stop trying to be polite with people who wouldn't hesitate to burn you and your friends who aren't white maga alive, simply because you're related? You keep giving these people a pass, and they're fucking scum.

2. It was genuinely a polite response.

This is why Dems lose. If your uncle is being bamboozled into protecting someone who has a decades long record of being publicly creepy around teen girls and who may have had access to hebephile island, just tell him "fuck off & stay away from my kids."

1. Read an exchange between a dem guy I know and some maga family member of his. Basically it was "release the Epstein files" followed by the dumb "then why didn't Biden release them? why is this still a thing?" argument.

The dem response was "do you think they should not be released, if so why?"

I feel like something happened like, oh, about 160 years ago that kind of says that everybody fighting for the Confederate side now is an evil person. I just think JD Vance is so stupid.

"...and you better remove any safety shit from the mine."

Remember back in the day when MAGA wanted to remove government involving itself in business operations, but now they're like "if you don't keep that coal plant open we're going to tie your children up and put cigarettes out on their faces."

I took a massive dump this morning, but I got the idea from Billy Corgan.

Home Depot said they won't raise prices over tariffs, due the fact that they've diversified sources over time and have a lot of "made in USA" merchandise. Instead, some things will simply disappear. Does anybody want to tell them where the components from those American built goods are sourced?

She's really doing a bang up job at making people forget that she shot a dog.

@kamalaharris.com y'know, the 400 emails I've gotten from you since November kind of say otherwise. Oh wait, did you mean "tried" in the same sort of "tried to win the election by offering voters substance" kind of way? If so, disregard, because you've nailed it.

Seriously, if you say "oh, I saw that one, it was alright" people who enjoy Dragonball will literally say "you're not a fan, if you were a fan you'd be fucking complaining, toriyama fucked that up, etc. etc."

If a shitty Dragonball Blu-ray costs twice as much, more mass shootings will occur. Note: I don't care about Dragonball, I'm just saying it'll be shitty because I've observed that Dragonball fans seem to think everything about Dragonball is shitty.

He's not a bad reporter, there's just something way too upbeat about his general delivery that just doesn't jive with head on collisions or children burned alive in a fire. A few years back his report on 4/20 celebrations around the city was golden.

Detroit specific: Remember that SNL "Cluckin' Chicken" commercial, where Sandler voices a cartoon chicken who gets beheaded & goes through the process of becoming food? That's what WWJ's Charlie Langton sounds like to me. Why they send this guy to gut-wrenching accidents & crime scenes is beyond me.

Thanks for being a part of it!

This 8 year old meme needlessly shitting on Dee Snider is gonna come in handy again on March 25th 2027. You're welcome.

Hey thanks so much for the spam and reminding me why I'm avoiding social media platforms. Your spam has helped me gain control of my emotions and it's improved my mental health.

I'm not clicking that shit.

I've been moving away from social media platforms and instead journaling for myself. As I don't wish to disappear completely, I will periodically share things from it that I experienced and found amusing.

Forgot to mention sexist, but c'mon, it's totally a given.

Remember when Hamtramck's mayor was bothered about racism getting Trump elected, despite y'know, also being racist... and remember when he made light of suicide... and remember when he, the "doctor (not a doctor)" was like "at least smoking helps prevent vaginal cancer."

Pepperidge Farms Remembers

I'll even take one suggestion. I'm just a common everyday man reaching out to a respectable woman whom I trust for suggestions as to how I can make this birthday a special one.

I should add, I've been saving up for this for quite a while. I'm prepared to spend up to $1500 on this experience alone. 3 suggestions would be much appreciated.

@hillaryclinton.bsky.social Madame President, I'm just a regular working class kind of guy, but I'm planning a trip to NYC. Lifelong dream to see the big apple. I want to treat the missus was wondering if you could suggest a few places for the finest caviar in Manhattan?

5. After years of hearing people bitch incessantly about how the algorithm kept flooding users with an overwhelming amount of ads and unwanted content, introduces "friends only" mode.

In short, I'm pretty sure FB is losing money.

4. Probably saw a bunch of people leave or scale back their use of Facebook (will not disclose numbers), but it's likely larger ad buyers simply "felt it."