Ian Bowen

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration

Things that never get old:
1. Jokes about Charlie Kirk.
2. Charlie Kirk.

I am now capable of downloading more data per second than my first computer could store on it's hard drive altogether.

Well I'm a big proponent of drugs. My prescriptions, for starters, allow me to executively function somewhat, which I can't do without them. Ketamine totally reshaped my reality, which I used over the course of about 6 months as a therapy treatment for my depression. It helped to rewire my brain.

Don't judge all drugs based on your experience with one. :-p

I mean hell, Mario does shrooms and you really think Dr. Mario has a prescription for all those pills?

Yeah but drugs & Mario together are good too.

A screenshot of an X.com post by @dieworkwear , derek guy, posted 9 hours ago, stating, "this is the jacket's breast pocket's lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square," accompanied by two images. The left image shows a man in a suit, identified as Stephen Miller, White House Deputy Chief of Staff, speaking on a Fox News segment titled "On Violence Against ICE Agents" with locations Phoenix and San Diego listed. The right image is a close-up of the man's jacket breast pocket, revealing the lining pulled up to resemble a pocket square.

Pointing this out is now a deportable offense though.

If you get one and get your own invites, I'd like one please!

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ICE is hiring!

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Fly me in. I'm game. I'll do all the voices. But you would need to pay to board my pupper.

According to Trump, ass-to-mouth-ofin causes autism.

I'm going to be very poor.

Lookin' sharp! I've always wanted to get an eyebrow piercing like that but I've never had the nerve. (Or the dough)

Westborough Baptist Church, for one.

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!

Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.

The fact that MAGA won't get what this says about them proves him right.

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver ST. GEORGE, UT—As questions continue to swirl regarding the motive behind last week’s assassination of Charlie Kirk, The Wall Street Journal published a bombshell investigation Monday that suggests al...

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

Apparently, the only thing that Americans agree upon is: Release the Epstein Files.

It's such a novelty to see Republicans finally caring about a shooting at a school.

DAY 1/ Wall Street Journal: "Shooter was motivated by trans/antifa grievances."

DAY 2/ WSJ finds out the shooter was not trans or antifa, but a Trump supporter who was a huge fan of Charlie Kirk's notorious rival Nick Fuentes.

DAY 3/ WSJ: "We have no idea what motivated the shooter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Too cool!

On hearing the Kirk shooter is only 22, my first response was, “God…I’m in my 50s and I’ve done nothing with my life”.

Demanding that we mourn our oppressors is violence.