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Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.

This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

Inability to pass a standard background check to obtain a security clearance should automatically disqualify a nominee for any national security related position. And the media should ask every single senator to go on the record to confirm that they agree with this.

@aoc.bsky.social Can you just be our next president please? 🥹 I would 100% vote for you, donate to your campaign, promote your campaign… all the things.

Somebody tell me it’s a bad idea to go stir the pot with my extended fam. We have a group chat going, which I haven’t participated in for months, and they’re all maga idiots, and I really just wanna see if they’re at the find out stage of FAFO yet.

AOC for pres. If the current oligarchy allows us to ever vote again for anything. 🙃

I’m literally so tired of the olympic level mental gymnastics these maga idiots perform just to continue suckling at the teat of actual neo-nazis. We all saw Elon throw that salute. There is no reason or excuse.

Wait. You guys just saw that right? Donald Trump basically admitted to having Elon tamper with vote counting software to win him Pennsylvania and who knows how many other states. What the actual f—k.

Money is definitely tight in my household, but I should have thrown that soft cucumber away… Don’t eat it if you have doubts. Not worth it.

He should be in prison, not the White House.

I hate this timeline 😫

If this new year doesn’t start with some Y2K, factory reset kind of shit…. I will be sorely disappointed. Fuck a resolution, how about a #NewYearsRevolution

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The fact that the party of mass deportation, “election fraud” and ‘where’s Obama’s birth certificate?’ is just clambering over each other to ride the coat tails of a South African immigrant who has never been elected to anything but is somehow running the country just….. bams my boozles.

Any chance someone could take this genius idea I have for an app and actually produce something from it? Where are the entrepreneurial coders?

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Navy Cheetos reporting for duty

Heading in to work again, but hoping for a little less excitement tonight. Has science figured out yet why the full moon makes people crazy? I have a lot of empirical evidence for this phenomenon.

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What in the ever loving fuck is THAT!??

They may also be “whatever, wherever, and whenever” if that soothes your rage at all… 🤷‍♀️

More fitting cover, right?

North Carolina Election Board Rejects 60K Ballot Challenges in Supreme Court Race Read more here.

🚨BREAKING: In a vote split mostly along party lines, the North Carolina State Board of Elections (NCSBE) on Wednesday rejected GOP Supreme Court candidate Jefferson Griffin’s bid to invalidate tens of thousands of ballots statewide.
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It’s got bits of real panther in it..

For a bit of context, the image on the left is 24 hours prior to the image on the right. It wasn’t a “normal rash with strep”, it was a serious adverse reaction to medication.

Here’s your reminder to trust your instincts and keep listening to your gut even if people dismiss your concerns. Your intuition is usually right.

King’s Quest IV, I think it was called? Came on a set of good ol’ floppy discs and was a MS-DoS prompt gameplay. Ahhh memories..

McLovin

I’m currently drowning in imposter syndrome at work tonight…. Anyone got a life raft?

Smiley Face.

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Tonight’s big story: Am I really in-tune with the cosmic harmonies of the universe…. or is it tinnitus?

More on this, after the break