Jim Armstrong

white text saying “THE YANKEES, THEY’RE NOT A GOOD TEAM” - Blue Jays’ announcer Buck Martinez, with a photo of Buck waving to the crowd

I love how indignant cats act when you accidentally wake them up. Sorry man I realize you had a long day and have to work tomorrow

Oh hell yeah, hockey is back.

JUST THE CLAPS!

Oh God, I spend one day offline because my kid is sick, and what have I missed this time?

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Found a clip from one of their interviews:

I will log off forever before I sign on to Mastadon

I dont know why I'm not wearing my "Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Is good at baseball" T-Shirt today. It certainly seems applicable.

YouTube video by Adult Swim This Deal's Getting Worse All The Time | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

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Weird. Wikipedia lists him as a defenseman. Guess they got it wrong.

Maybe a sign Klevin injury will be a while?

Either oft injured LD, or just a 7th D, as he had a lot of 20-40 game seasons. Lots of PIMs.

Interesting. Veeeeerrryy interesting.

*furiously Googles Kurtis MacDermid*

Classic V-Day kiss photo with the text "Bosty" over the man, and the text "Also Bosty" over the woman.

Levi was always a rough choice to go into the season as a backup. He played great last year, but goalies, especially young ones, can run hot and cold. Needed a bigger sample size before handing him 25-35 starts this year.

Seeing a lot of panicked reactions. By my count, 5 of the 18 skaters are locks for the team, with maybe Lyksell cracking the team as the 12/13th forward. I'm not too concerned about this one. (Except for Levi)

If I recall correctly, his numbers were stronger in the first half of the season before he was playing injured. Does that factor at all into the model, or is that at a point of there just being too many variables league wide to include such details?

Baseball's so funny. The Blue Jays just secured the best record in the entire American League, and you wouldn't know because they care only about winning their own division, so that's all anyone talks about.

A screencap of a portion of an email that reads: "So the province responded in 2023 with an initiative to make every September 28th Test Your Smoke Alarm Day"

How fortunate that I, without knowing, already tested* my smoke alarm this morning!

*made toast, smoke alarm screamed at me for 10 minutes

Canada Post “lost” 1 billion dollars last year?

How about, “it cost Canadians 1 billion dollars to have a national postal service” which works out to costing about $25 a year per person (population of Canada in 2024 = 40 million). Seems like a pretty reasonable cost to me.

Work sucks. Should have called and said I got raptured and couldn't come in.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Note: I am not in any way yucking anyone's yum for Pumpkin. The latte isn't for me, but that's fine. I'm not even bothered that PSL is an annoying nickname. It's just an objective fact that more people know what a Pumpkin Spice Latte is than know what a PSL is.

Text from an Yahoo! News article: The pumpkin spice latte – better known as the PSL – is a classic on fall menus at coffee shops and fast food chains in Canada.

No, the Pumpkin Spice Latte is not "better known" as PSL. I am going to become the Joker over this.

"I'm sorry we're fresh out. Here's a lukewarm centrist with a no personality." The Liberals, probably.

YouTube video by Clare Blackwood I Apologize For Suggesting We Launch All Marginalized People Into Space

I Apologize For Suggesting We Launch All Marginalized People Into Space

youtu.be/vc8bKKEeL2I

I've got bad news for that guy about literally every holiday.