Jim Armstrong

"read but i need to read them again when the adhd is cooperating"

Ingredients: Oat m*lk

I'm not one of these anti-woke weirdos, but censoring the word "milk" from Oat Milk is objectively too woke.

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

Udo Kier film should not be streamed on Netflix. envelop yourself I. the darkness of the movie hall and submit to the artist's vision

RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️

his one and only social media post:

Same deal with the Anaheim game.

*nodding sagely*

Sens.

George W. Bush on the deck of a battleship giving a thumbs up in front of a mission accomplished banner.

Daniel Alfredsson in the video room watching a clip. He is NOT watching me on Ginny and Georgia talk about poop. Or me on Murdoch Mysteries trying to board a train. Or me on Murderbot being the (moderately) lesser of two assholes. Or me holding a knife to Nick Cage.

If I were any good at Photoshop, Daniel Alfredsson would be watching my demo reel in this picture.

Majestic Grey cat stands guard on the second stair from the top

Before the upstairs you shall see,
Answer me these questions three.

Majestic Grey cat stands guard on the second stair from the top

Before the upstairs you shall see,
Answer me these questions three.

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

A supposedly packed schedule because of Olympics this year, and this is already our second 5 day stretch without hockey.

This content right here:

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:

Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's

My wife wouldn't let me name either child Lt. Cmdr. Data, and I'm still angry about it.

Gah, that clip cut out the operative moment! Here it is in gif form.

Found this actual footage of Jack Hughes at the restaurant:

youtu.be/PVOprMLGx4E?...

Oh hell ya

Got multiple shifts out there in the OT. I can maybe understand trying it, but after he saw how badly it went the first time, he went right back to it. Unbelievable.

I used to think lotteries were a tax on the mathematically challenged, until I decided that they were an investment in an afternoon of daydreaming. I can spend 13 dollars to see a movie, I can spend 3 (I'm a 6/49 guy) on some good daydreams.

The side shutting down the government to get concessions have literally never won, and when you're up against a group that are more than happy to watch people on food stamps starve to death, you're not going to get them to blink first.

I'm not going to pretend tge Democrats aren't incompetent, but I'm not sure what people thought was going to happen woth the way they're responding to the end of the shutdown.

Shameful

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

When I was a kid, I was always astounded by how easily my Mom could tell when I was lying.

Now I'm a parent, and it's become clear that kids are just terrible liars.

Not me, tho. I was brilliant at it. But how did my Mom know??

sorry if I smell like trash I’ve been rooting around in the trash for valuable trash