KC McMonster

Oh NO

fuck now I gotta try it with broth too

Goblin brain:
Eat the cheez-its like breakfast cereal. Use the vanilla almond milk. b e f r e e

Gm

i type the thoughts
i delete the thoughts
i type the thoughts
i delete the thoughts
i type the deletes
i thought the types

in the resulting oblivion
it has been a week since speaking to another human

i cannot remember any of the deletes

thank u brain, luv u

Nested screenshots Original image from Hannah Dreier: Image caption reads "Starting today, young children no longer need work permits to get a job in Arkansas" ID: Image is several children who look like haunted Victorian ghost kids looking on solemnly while Sarah Huckabee Sanders and surrounding state politicians smile ecstatically The Serfs @theserfstv then reposted with caption "haunting ass photo" The next caption from Facebook reads "love the contrast between the neutral -dour thing the kids have going on and the attendant freaks displaying like the fucking hereditary cultists"

"yes madame governor, my father was consumed by the ghosts of the mines and so, too, shall I feed my young corpse to the earth"

well I hate to let you in on this, but my unfortunate secret is that I am Very Stupid

wise

Spray bottle that says no

I logged off after posting a cute bear, log back in when I remembered I own a phone, and a Japan hellthread has people acting like Twitter

Nuclear bomb was bad. Stop posting. Go take a nap.

Artwork of a bear with a long tongue eating ramen with katakana that reads "ramen". It has hearts for toe beans

Made this a while ago for one of my twitch goobers that was having a bad time. Paint pen and watercolor art

As a linguist I'd say you could just use Google tbh and it'd come off about as awkward as you want, but Microsoft translate has trouble with even simple stuff. Google would be correct, but prob dialectically insane depending on character location/origin.

Quote a post with some blue art

Thank you!! It was actually my first acrylic painting in years so I was both surprised and proud it came out nice

I know I'm just a widdle baby dipshit account with no power over the vernacular but I'm gonna start calling art moots "art skoots" so I can just forget bird app died screaming in a shallow grave. I will not be stopped. Skoot with me. Be free.

These are exceptionally rad

Thanks for the art share! I'm KC, an enby art goblin making do. I'm basically just a sober hermit with little subject focus, but I oscillate btwn goofy cute stuff and more painfully detailed stuff.

Here's some work from the last year I liked making:

I didn't try very hard, but I never got replies on the bird app. I've been here a couple days and people are so rad and welcoming. Enjoy!

Wario dressed as a pinup looking back at the viewer over his own butt while slapping it. He is poised on one leg with toes curled up. The eyes are crazed. Traditionally drawn on Kraft paper postcard with posca paint pens

One day I'll update this account with my Very Serious #Art but for now here's Wario's fat azz

Ruining my own portfolio one post at a time baybayyy

The murder chord by grandpa's cough medicine

Beep boop ta da

It's specifically "The Murder Chord" by Grandpa's Cough Medicine and it's been trapped in my skull for every spaced out moment since like 2014

Someone please send help

This TMG single doesn't really fall into that category precisely, but I did open my phone and go "of course it's the goddamn mountain goats"

The ADHD inner monologue is just an endless crazed banjo breakdown while a beardy guy in the shadows tells you to join a union so the mountain doesn't swallow your family too, and thus folk punk has consumed my entire personality

Same

A every
D morning
I
D wake
A up
Screaming

You may not be ready for it, but we are

Traditional postcard size artwork of a blobfish reverse mermaid pinup done in posca and gouache. Mysterious and mesmerizing

Blobfish reverse mermaid pinup girl posed to accentuate the booty. Digitally drawn in procreate

Some art of a blobfish pinup and her lovely digital version

A lowbrow style anthropomorphic pineapple screaming. It has yellowed teeth in the gaping maw of an herbivore, and an implausibly long tongue flinging spit across Kraft paper. It also has bulging, bloodshot eyes distended from vacant holes above the mouth. We are not sure why he screams, but it's probably fine.

The same grotesque lowbrow style pineapple screams, in digital format. It is ringed by a purple and blue background with distressed lettering that says simply "it's okay to scream".

Never totally sure how quickly to update all my art on a new profile, but here's a pineapple guy I drew for a buddy nicknamed Pineapple (I am clearly very clever, to connect a pineapple to a pineapple) and the digital version I did later in procreate

Digital trauma bonding hell yeah hell yeah