Lynda Webb

During a beach picnic in Borth I swallowed a hard boiled egg whole. I was 8 and was so embarrassed and in so much pain, I hid behind my uncles’s car and waited to die

Failed my driving test twice on that flyover

RIP Paul Durcan.

This was the first poem I read by him, and it absolutely broke me.

Nesting blackbird (in honeysuckle), Churchill, Oxfordshire.

#photo #photography #ornithology #birds #churchill #oxfordshire

YouTube video by Pavel Jirásek Hlavní nadraží Praha - znělka 02 (Dlouhá verze)

STOP what you are doing, find some headphones or a secluded location, and watch this. I am crying with laughter and admiration at an idea seen through to its (nearly) bitter end. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD3Q... Sound--as they say--on.

End times

Good night 😘

Willow tree reflections, the other morning on a flooded Somerset Levels, just outside Glastonbury

If you cannot enjoy Last Christmas, St George of Michael's Christmas gift to us all, then I feel bad for you. Repent and allow Wham into your lives.

What a great list. Thanks

Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Phantom of the Opurra

Give it a few years and it will just be sighing and farting

I opened the door at Chiswick M & S for Fenella Fielding in 1991. She was wearing an eyepatch

1. Chive picker
2. Jam factory worker
3. Bookseller
4. Assistant in Woolworth’s record department, 1988
5. Mobile librarian

How lovely!

black & white wide shot of a white-haired, mustached Lee Marvin wearing a houndstooth jacket, a diagonally-striped wide tie, sitting in a field of daffodils with a single daffodil in his right hand

black & white closeup on a white-haired, mustached, smiling Lee Marvin wearing a houndstooth jacket, a diagonally-striped wide tie, holding a daffodil up by his face

healing images of Lee Marvin in a field of flowers

YouTube video by Becky Draws Dark Ambient at Victoria Gardens Stafford

Everyone knows a bloke like this.

Too delighted he has been actually given a gig to realise he is ,in turn, giving everyone the fear.

Got a couple of patch cables so is a scientist.

Making the kids cry, so is an artist.

My kind of local crackpot.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGAn...

An otter holding a stick like yer woman from Fame

You've got big dreams. You want fame. Well, fame costs. And right here is where you start paying: in fish.

Clive James, not terribly impressed with what Lindsay Anderson did with an Alan Bennett piece, comes up with this line about a sense of humour. It's just made me catch my breath slightly.