Rob McCoy

My guidance is that you don't let our parents read this.

Rose sympathizes.

I keep seeing social media posts saying that political violence is unacceptable. I'm glad that the murder of the crew of an allegedly Venezuelan boat is finally getting some attention.

Tiger.

Also, wtf?

I have enjoyed venison, but I neither promote or oppose it as a choice for others.

Buckeyes.

Grisou knows what you did.

No, one is pronounced eh, the other is pronounced err.

If the film offends you, the solution is obvious: stop rooting for the bad guys.

Woke to the fact that immigrants are human, even sometimes the best humans. Woke to the fact that it is wrong to supply arms to countries who shoot children and other non-combatants. Woke to the fact that it's not wise to look to a narcissist techie billionaire to save us.

Like half the country, we saw Superman this weekend. The reports are true. The film is Woke.

The only monarch I recognize.

Babysat an extrovert dog for a week.

Hey, I write a mean Section 2-615 motion to dismiss. (Yeah, read John's stuff instead.)

So long as the cowards in ICE wear masks, they may properly be referred to as America's Secret Police.

I think we all know why, Eric.

The silver lining is that every bomb that falls on Iran can't fall on a hospital in Gaza.

So, are we still importing white South Africans?

The only thing worse than stage 9 cancer is stage 9 windmill cancer.

It's hard for the Left and Right to discuss crime with each other because of their different concepts of who constitutes a criminal.

For the Left, a criminal is someone who violated a criminal statute.

For the Right, a criminal is someone they detest or fear.

I've been practicing law for over 30 years, but I only just learned this week that bribery isn't bribery if it's open and obvious.

I'm sad that Emperor Palpatine's troops destroyed Space France.

Who needs evidence when you have hate on your side?

From stray to friend.

To be fair, it's hard to sell inflation and economic ruin in exchange for losing the respect of the world

(Yes, I know there's no Article VIII. I made it up, just like SCOTUS. That's the joke.)

President Trump violated 26 U.S.C. 7217 by attempting to revoke Harvard's tax exempt status, but luckily for him, presidential immunity is enshrined in Article VIII of the Constitution.

I've made this resolution more than once (without success).

This is very confusing.