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"Taxation without representation"

Because of the government shutdown, Justice Kavanaugh is forced to bring his own beer to the Supreme Court.

Mitch is just workshopping his impression of US democracy

Trump signs memo expanding his authority to act like an authoritarian.

Trump may try on some of Imelda Marcos' shoes during No Kings protests.

"It just has to be chaotic enough to make it seem like three branches."

US judge says she will likely follow the law in shutdown case.

"10% of Trump Watch sales will go directly to our troops."

"ICE agents are under tremendous pressure to destroy America."

Obviously, it's normal for the advanced imaging scans to contain a one-minute gap.

a first lady who has experience negotiating with a dictator

"The America haters are preventing us from turning the country into Germany."

Melania to announce new "Beste sein" initiative.

"People would get a new set of dishes when they go to the movies."

When FLSA of 1938 was passed, Democrats held both the majority in the House (334 out of 435 seats) and the Senate (76 out of 96 seats) and a Democrat was in the White House.

Mike Johnson says Americans are upset the shutdown is delaying many of the services Republicans are trying to cut.

Ad for Trump watches spotted on the back of John Fetterman's head.

"We have stolen the most money from Americans in history."

The president is illegally redirecting a tiny portion of the tariff dollars back to the women he stole them from.

"it's shaken me" is curiously "perfect"

He had publicly broadcast for months that the election would be decided in the House (where he'd win). The violent mob was only one of the means used to try to reach that goal.

Although he was unsuccessful, he got away with everything he did (and didn't do) on that day with no repercussions.

or how he once got rid of a relative for a ring

"recognizing his extraordinary leadership of peace through blowing up fishing boats"

The leaders of the Free World, France and Germany, should definitely call him out.

"We already did something. It was kicking millions off their insurance."

Dozens of CBS news staffers hospitalized after their eyes roll out of sockets during Bari Weiss call.

Beginning on November 1st, all inflation expectations will be tariffed at 37%.

"Journalism that fearlessly yields to the whims of a tyrant."

Beatles released 12 albums in 8 years.

Trump threatens to attack Gaza if they continue to stand in the way of his Nobel Prize.