Lord Horde

happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago

One Million Penises in my ass at once

Who wants my Christmas cock??

bro I just want a cum dispenser

Dropped my vape at the gator farm

breaking into Fort Knox just to piss all over the place

wait does this place not have group chats what the fuck

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

I want both!!!

"hey what's up" i say as i barrel toward you on all fours

is this building up to chode?

🫱(‿¤‿)🫲

you ever get so horny you just want to kill yourself?

I’m shy at first but once you get to know me, I will fart.

doo doo feces all over the walls

do y’all got butt cheeks

Liquor makes your soul warmer in colder weather

Diarrhea-y people?

Being extruded through an anus must feel so good for a mass of feces

Mi tink mi gwaan tek da ceo life

I also promise to stop drinking if I am put in charge of the military

I just got here and he’s gone :(

naynaying on the penis