I Smoked Democracy

I will. Ive been tired yo

Do they let y'all say "Donald Trunp is a pedophile" over here

remember when yevginy prighozin decided he was more important than putin and his plane exploded and putin was just like well, I hope we’ve all learned a valuable lesson today

Im still alive

Drug addicted morons with sociopathic tendencies became the President and the wealthiest man in the world?

I put together a compilation of the best Elon vs Trump tweets so you dont have to scroll through the hellscape for hours just to get your laughs

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Least surprising breakup since Stephen Miller and his suit made of human skin

AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

JD is being really quiet huh

This is real

Are we great yet?

That any of us have to care about the messy breakup of these two massive narcissists — and that they both individually wield such massive power — is an indictment of our political system and further proves the poisonous influence of Big Money on our democracy.

Twitter won't be this fun again until Trump dies

I regret to inform you that ackman is at it again

How many of you waded back into the toxic cesspool today? It's ok. You dont have to ge ashamed

How long before Trump sends him back to Africa

The Prophecy must be fulfilled 🍿

How will Trump respond lol

If we survive until the 2028 election, we may have finally succeeded in killing off the republican party

This is the best day of the Trump administration since he lost in 2020

Theyre having a marital dispute

Justice Department Shuts Branch that Prosecutes Consumer Fraud Cases Several attorneys will be moved to defending the federal government from lawsuits.

Quick story on this, no DOJ comment yet but it has appeared to have shut down the Consumer Protection Branch, which prosecutes cases involving tobacco marketing, fraud against seniors and servicemembers, and entities involved in the opioid crisis.
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If Whiskey Pete’s spouse, brother and attorney haven’t been served congressional subpoenas by the Easter Bunny already, what are we even doing here?

Only kinda?

Oh, and I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't suck your cousin's dick. And if you do, at the very least, don't tell anyone.

This has been a public service announcement for anyone thinking of servicing their cousin.

Do you ever just wake up in the morning and wonder how one person can generate this many scandals? Like how does he even find the time

Well, the stock market is going down faster than Kanye West on his cousin