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What's the German word for when someone in the group chat isn't employed and throws off the whole vibe by Radical Posting at 2pm on a Tuesday?

Now Lil Jon he's on the Toys R Us float.

The line-up of people I have seen perform at the Macy's Parade has been (in order) Shaggy, Conan Grey, Jewel, Foreigner, and now Busta Rhymes.

I have never seen someone on TV so visibly high on Adderal.

Teenagers terrified of their smells.

perfect jcard for a noise tape. no notes. print it

I could handle it.

Just saw the trailer where the guy from The Bear plays Bruce Springsteen gonna be a huge hit with dudes who have underdeveloped personalities!

Psht more like politricks right?

And all the dates are in Israel.

My fellow men don't do it just because Austin Butler looks good in a henley doesn't mean you will too.

My favorite thing about the Alien movies is that there aren’t just the big guys there are also little guys and mediums guys that stay around so the big guys have friends.

I’m on your blog

There is going to be a Rambo prequel movie so it will either be about a guy who goes to Vietnam or a guy who hasn't yet gone to Vietnam I'm hoping it's the latter.

I could beat him.

I don't get why Superman isn't wearing a thong over his long tights 1990s workout video style.

There were 6 Pussycat Dolls that feels like simply too much.

It is incredibly fucked up that we can tell Burger King and McDonald’s apart by the smell Christ Our Lord didn’t intend for that shit.

When someone says "69" I say "nice" not because I've ever had sex before but because 69 degrees it the perfect temperature 70 is too hot and 68 is too cold.

It’s so funny they’re using the song that is only exists in movies to indicate Young Men are About to Die for No Reason if you hear ‘Fortunate Son’ in a movie it is BAD NEWS for any character played by someone below top of the call sheet.

I just saw a guy put on a weightlifting belt to do a leg press machine what the fuck is going on in this country Mothers raises your Sons already.

Help! I fucked around with a duvet cover and now I’m finding out!

@peretsky.bsky.social @lizpelly.bsky.social I’m outside the gates at SpotiFest and they are playing an EDM remix of “The Final Countdown” and it’s in Spanish.

Guys, remember when subtext existed?

Everyone’s Celebrating a Play About Mary Todd Lincoln—Except Her Impersonators The former first lady’s biggest fans say people don’t get her, and the Broadway hit ‘Oh, Mary!’ isn’t exactly helping the cause

The Wall Street Journal always pushing the limits in the field of Hating.

Insane moment today where I was reflecting on how I’ve had a weird feeling about my wardrobe for like 2 months and then I suddenly realized I need about $150 worth of Dockers.

This is (in my experience) a very accurate depiction of what all real life male friendships feel like.

Oh cool where in Brooklyn you at?

Fart Attack is a good band name.