Wizardly Frog (Wizard Wars of 1439)

Generating a machine that destroys AI immediately

No ketchup

I'ma start calling AI artists "clanker spankers" instead.
Like, yeah man, I'm sure if you get that LLM to fart out enough goon pics of your waifu that your Daddy will say he's always been proud of you, right after he gets back with the milk.

They also want you to pay for it while it replaces you

I'd be so down for a wizarding colony

Debating deleting all my socials, and doing something to land me in prison cause there are more job prospects there

“If you turned into a worm I would eat you” above the holy frog father in front of an outer space background (credit @holyfrogfather on instagram)

The birds don't like my music

Text reads: Can I use AI to generate a comic? Shut up. Fuck you. Get away from me before I physically assault you, this time I'm serious. Fuck you. Your ancestors are ashamed of you. Be a fucking human and make something thank you for your interest in make a terrible comic day! please direct any further inquiries to highpriestessemma@pseudonymjones.com

#makeaterriblecomicday2026 "terrible" not "immoral"
June should be fun!
makeaterriblecomicday.com

Australian footballs for an Australian tree frog!

....please use caution

YouTube video by BobbyBroccoli Cold Fusion - The Full Story

youtu.be/jkAw87ZIwQA?...

Free bugs.
Not for eating. Trust me.
🐸💀

The further you see in space, the further back you see in time. This means that no matter where you look, the entire sky will always end in the same place, the same time: the big bang.
No matter where you look, you cannot escape the beginning.

YouTube video by Aid1043 Kingdom Hearts or The Weather Channel? Music Quiz

youtu.be/mlpzP43nkqI?...

Slopped up and seething

I need this... Pretty sure Tofu would still eat me tho

I have never been more disappointed than in this moment

If anyone wants to comm something like this, hit up my Kofi. It's pay whatever you feel like. I'll do them till I can afford Woolhaven.

ko-fi.com/wizardwars1439

I tried doing it again but it might not if it didn't work the first time :<

D: I don't know why

I'm ready for the service industry now

A bucket of blood with text reading "What if Silent Hill was a submarine?"

To briefly summarize Iron Lung for those on the fence about seeing it:

Panel 1: Exec: "Ok guys ok ok we won't kill Adobe Animate." Crowd: "Phew" "thank fuck" "That's better" "I'm still switching to something else." "No yeah you really should" Panel 2: Exec: "Unfortunately we will also stop adding new features to it." Crowd: "WOO!!!" "It's a dream come true!" "Yeah!" "Finally!" Exec: "... um. Why are they cheering"

maintenance mode

What can I say? I'm a visionary