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So lemme get this straight Olivia Wilde and emerald fennel are two separate people?

looking at my big christmas window painting again, cos i'm still proud of it

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The past was crazy
-locusts
- plagues
- Chuck berry was sniffing fecal

Golgo 13 slot machine

Was visiting some pawn shops in San Antonio and found a random Golgo 13 slot machine.

American McGee and China Melville should link up #beltandroad

It's so cool how a bunch of kids realized there was a genocide in the middle east in 2023 and now suddenly every major company and government is tripping over their own dicks to turn the world into an Orwllian surveillance state so that never happens again.

Large television showing the boonta eve classic

They got the big game on at the bar

Bulls 🔥💦

Peter McCarthy, 2001

Peter McCarthy, 2001

Girl with a raygun sitting atop a winged alien on his back

Barbarella (1968)
Art by Kazuhiko "Monkey Punch" Kato

2 years of bluto art exhibit

Cannot stress enough that the word quadrilogy was invented to market a box set of Alien DVDs in 2003

Transcript: Gotta have game. People don't remember bits and bytes. They remember games. So it's a good thing this little guy is on our side. He's the most recognized video game character in the world. And his spirit has helped us spawn a slew of great games. He is the standard. The bar. The ideal we try to surpass with every game we make. Because systems and technology come and go. But a great game lives forever. Source: pietriots.com/2013/02/23/a-message-from-nintendo-gotta-have-game, grailed.com/listings/28438307

In 2023, I posted about a bizarre Dolce & Gabbana shirt featuring Mario standing in a beam of light alongside text praising him. I have tracked down the source of the image, which was a splash page in the E3 2000 brochure. Now the venerated Mario can be seen in high quality.

a close up of a boy 's face with the words boys ' love above it ALT: a close up of a boy 's face with the words boys ' love above it

this gif is fucking taking me out

Billy Joel’s the stranger now there’s a record to get drunk to

silence the doubters teej

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

idea i had

I don’t think a Clickhole bit has ever gotten me as much as this one:

It also doesn’t help our culture is completely stagnant compared to other times of struggle, we aren’t gonna get a Crosby stills and Nash ‘Ohio’ out of this we’re getting grok inflating the victim big and round

okay hear me out

If protesting while concealing gets you killed then Jan 6 should have looked like Sarajevo

A fake detective "Whodunit" film poster. The image features the characters from The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog game in their respective outfits. Sonic is missing from the image. The text reads, "Wake Up Dead Hog. A Sonic the Hedgehog Mystery." The text on top displays the cast names as, " Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles Prower, Amy Rose, Shadow Hedgehog, Rouge Bat, Blaze Cat, Vector Crocodile, Espio Chameleon, Knuckles Echidna, Barry Quokka, Dr. Eggman. A Sonic Social Whodunnit". The bottom next reads, "Sega Presents A Mirage Express Production. A Movie That Doesn't Exist, But Should. Starring Sonic the Hedgehog But Dead and Everyone Else. Costume Designer The Conductor's Wife. Music By An Enthusiastic Band Of Chao. Edited By A Train That Just Wished To Know Love For But A Moment. Emotional Support by Charmy and Cream. Executive Producer The Bouncer Chao. Directed By The Conductor. Written By Barry the Quokka. Special Thanks To The Flicky Inside All Of Us."

Nothing brings a friend group together like Murder.

🎨: @deegeemin.bsky.social

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.